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	<title>Comments on: Star Trek Trailer Online Jan 21st</title>
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		<title>By: Moe</title>
		<link>http://trekmovie.com/2008/01/09/star-trek-trailer-online-monday-jan-21st/comment-page-4/#comment-627099</link>
		<dc:creator>Moe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 23:22:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah right on, why should medicine costs so much, when online sites can better equip themselves to serve the public interest.</description>
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		<title>By: Bell</title>
		<link>http://trekmovie.com/2008/01/09/star-trek-trailer-online-monday-jan-21st/comment-page-4/#comment-627098</link>
		<dc:creator>Bell</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 23:20:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Since doctors don&#039;t disguss the dangers of using such medicines, as listed above by Earl. I&#039;d like to see online doctors become a standard, just like online movies and music. You can get a better understanding reading up online about drugs, than you can get asking your doctor. I was put on a new blood pressure pill recently, and wasn&#039;t told anything about it, except that it was a new class of drugs. So maybe online doctors, or sale sites, could inform what&#039;s new, make recommedations, and inform buyers what is known to be relatively safe. I&#039;m not just interested in cutting out the middle man, I&#039;d just like to get a better idea of what I&#039;m taking in the future. There&#039;s no reason for doctors to be prescribing dangerous drugs like Phen-fen several years after it&#039;s known to be unsafe. Competition could breed sites online that would be willing to give you the low down on any drugs you&#039;d might take. The president is by far are the most harmful person to your well being, and not just because of these unpopular wars they keep getting us into. Remember the presidents are constantly hitting doctors with hush orders not to disguss certain treatments and medicines. Modern medicine isn&#039;t just some joke that sick people have to deal with, it&#039;s a matter of life and death. And for that deed alone, I recommend removing any figure head like a president, who only serves the rich hand that feeds them.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Since doctors don&#8217;t disguss the dangers of using such medicines, as listed above by Earl. I&#8217;d like to see online doctors become a standard, just like online movies and music. You can get a better understanding reading up online about drugs, than you can get asking your doctor. I was put on a new blood pressure pill recently, and wasn&#8217;t told anything about it, except that it was a new class of drugs. So maybe online doctors, or sale sites, could inform what&#8217;s new, make recommedations, and inform buyers what is known to be relatively safe. I&#8217;m not just interested in cutting out the middle man, I&#8217;d just like to get a better idea of what I&#8217;m taking in the future. There&#8217;s no reason for doctors to be prescribing dangerous drugs like Phen-fen several years after it&#8217;s known to be unsafe. Competition could breed sites online that would be willing to give you the low down on any drugs you&#8217;d might take. The president is by far are the most harmful person to your well being, and not just because of these unpopular wars they keep getting us into. Remember the presidents are constantly hitting doctors with hush orders not to disguss certain treatments and medicines. Modern medicine isn&#8217;t just some joke that sick people have to deal with, it&#8217;s a matter of life and death. And for that deed alone, I recommend removing any figure head like a president, who only serves the rich hand that feeds them.</p>
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		<title>By: Elrod</title>
		<link>http://trekmovie.com/2008/01/09/star-trek-trailer-online-monday-jan-21st/comment-page-4/#comment-625148</link>
		<dc:creator>Elrod</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 06:29:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s not that it&#039;s getting worse everyday, it&#039;s just the seperation between the &quot;have and have not&#039;s&quot; has gotten wider, giving us more ground to make up. Well I whipped, to me the other problem with life is the government! Howard Hughes didn&#039;t mine living on the run from the government, and today we&#039;re all in agreement that government isn&#039;t doing it&#039;s job. The envirnoment has been ruined, social medicine is ruined, doctors can&#039;t keep up with current enrollements. How are doctors gonna survive a case load of thousands more each month? Doctors are basically poisoning patients today with pain killers, anti-biotics, badly misdiagnosed illnesses, and never saying I&#039;m wrong, I&#039;m so-sorry for hurting you. I&#039;m looking for clean cut people, who want to work together, to make things go more smoothly enlight of such a bad government. I think the message in Star Wars is that one day we shall over come the swingers and hand wringers, and a better day for all shall be had under a new type of government. Still it just seems someone is manufacturing diseases quicker than we can get a shot out for the next winter kill.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s not that it&#8217;s getting worse everyday, it&#8217;s just the seperation between the &#8220;have and have not&#8217;s&#8221; has gotten wider, giving us more ground to make up. Well I whipped, to me the other problem with life is the government! Howard Hughes didn&#8217;t mine living on the run from the government, and today we&#8217;re all in agreement that government isn&#8217;t doing it&#8217;s job. The envirnoment has been ruined, social medicine is ruined, doctors can&#8217;t keep up with current enrollements. How are doctors gonna survive a case load of thousands more each month? Doctors are basically poisoning patients today with pain killers, anti-biotics, badly misdiagnosed illnesses, and never saying I&#8217;m wrong, I&#8217;m so-sorry for hurting you. I&#8217;m looking for clean cut people, who want to work together, to make things go more smoothly enlight of such a bad government. I think the message in Star Wars is that one day we shall over come the swingers and hand wringers, and a better day for all shall be had under a new type of government. Still it just seems someone is manufacturing diseases quicker than we can get a shot out for the next winter kill.</p>
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		<title>By: Earl</title>
		<link>http://trekmovie.com/2008/01/09/star-trek-trailer-online-monday-jan-21st/comment-page-4/#comment-624804</link>
		<dc:creator>Earl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 03:33:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Life is going down hill for most Americans. Corporations want to engage in global warfair, which means they&#039;ve got to lower costs here at home first. China&#039;s Great Wall is being heavily symbolized by a ribbon, like that used in Generations. Which makes Hillary and Obama, Soran, the bad guy. Previously Regan had that title, and got gun down after shutting down shipyards. They want to make healthcare more affordable to all Americans, so that Chinese factories can compete favorably with Ford and Toyota. Problem is many people losty jobs already to importers who paved over their work places, and many more became asthmatic being poisoned by freon on the job. Because importers are like a halfway house until manufactures can build here permanently. We can make a list of losers, can we really do the same for winners, or are they hurting and to cheaply paid? Let&#039;s start by saying the most obvious first, which is everybody wants to add to our problems, and no one wants to fix any problems. It&#039;s always a problem to get asthma, as a worker, because your boss refuses to disguss the matter, leaving you blind sided. Most small businesses complain lawyers would tear them to pieces if workers had all the information, so they won&#039;t say mum. They&#039;ll say it costs to much to publish such information. We all know that many lawyers work for the defense, and win big all the time. Lawyers do not safe guard the public, they aren&#039;t even contributing, look at tobacco! Lawyers are in it for the money, and they&#039;ll spin it every time to win big bucks. Everyone making under 10 grand doesn&#039;t pay federal taxes, that has to help foreign competition here. It&#039;s easy for these politicians to stand up and say I&#039;ll do like Lincoln, and follow the corporations, but it&#039;s us the civilians who get cut to pieces because nobody bothered to mend the fences that have allready contributed to 20 million cases of asthma. America is to watered down, to weak, our GI&#039;s don&#039;t have a clue what they&#039;re fighting for. America gets away with every dirty crime in the book against other nations. The end result is more people than ever being murdered, by copy cat killers, who are nobodies, that&#039;s their problem. Corporate people will lose the good healthcare plans they&#039;ve got today, many doctors will lose out some to. Why can&#039;t small businesses be made to lose some like the rest of us as well? Disclose your dead, those maimed by your businesses, and restore trust in our communties by advertising your hazards. China is coming to town, they&#039;ll grow ever bigger like the Mexican here, pushing more small businesses over the edge. Either there isn&#039;t any problem, or a problem needs to be addressed, but we&#039;re getting China no matter who you vote for.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Life is going down hill for most Americans. Corporations want to engage in global warfair, which means they&#8217;ve got to lower costs here at home first. China&#8217;s Great Wall is being heavily symbolized by a ribbon, like that used in Generations. Which makes Hillary and Obama, Soran, the bad guy. Previously Regan had that title, and got gun down after shutting down shipyards. They want to make healthcare more affordable to all Americans, so that Chinese factories can compete favorably with Ford and Toyota. Problem is many people losty jobs already to importers who paved over their work places, and many more became asthmatic being poisoned by freon on the job. Because importers are like a halfway house until manufactures can build here permanently. We can make a list of losers, can we really do the same for winners, or are they hurting and to cheaply paid? Let&#8217;s start by saying the most obvious first, which is everybody wants to add to our problems, and no one wants to fix any problems. It&#8217;s always a problem to get asthma, as a worker, because your boss refuses to disguss the matter, leaving you blind sided. Most small businesses complain lawyers would tear them to pieces if workers had all the information, so they won&#8217;t say mum. They&#8217;ll say it costs to much to publish such information. We all know that many lawyers work for the defense, and win big all the time. Lawyers do not safe guard the public, they aren&#8217;t even contributing, look at tobacco! Lawyers are in it for the money, and they&#8217;ll spin it every time to win big bucks. Everyone making under 10 grand doesn&#8217;t pay federal taxes, that has to help foreign competition here. It&#8217;s easy for these politicians to stand up and say I&#8217;ll do like Lincoln, and follow the corporations, but it&#8217;s us the civilians who get cut to pieces because nobody bothered to mend the fences that have allready contributed to 20 million cases of asthma. America is to watered down, to weak, our GI&#8217;s don&#8217;t have a clue what they&#8217;re fighting for. America gets away with every dirty crime in the book against other nations. The end result is more people than ever being murdered, by copy cat killers, who are nobodies, that&#8217;s their problem. Corporate people will lose the good healthcare plans they&#8217;ve got today, many doctors will lose out some to. Why can&#8217;t small businesses be made to lose some like the rest of us as well? Disclose your dead, those maimed by your businesses, and restore trust in our communties by advertising your hazards. China is coming to town, they&#8217;ll grow ever bigger like the Mexican here, pushing more small businesses over the edge. Either there isn&#8217;t any problem, or a problem needs to be addressed, but we&#8217;re getting China no matter who you vote for.</p>
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		<title>By: Jim</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 20:43:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I know what you mean Jim! I served in Iraq 3 years already, and now I can&#039;t find a job worth taking. I get doors slammed in my face everyday by small business families. Everybodies the enemy when you&#039;re a small business family, and when you&#039;re a soldier, everyones worth dying for. And should you get sick on the job, often they don&#039;t believe you, and they&#039;ll fight to dispose of you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know what you mean Jim! I served in Iraq 3 years already, and now I can&#8217;t find a job worth taking. I get doors slammed in my face everyday by small business families. Everybodies the enemy when you&#8217;re a small business family, and when you&#8217;re a soldier, everyones worth dying for. And should you get sick on the job, often they don&#8217;t believe you, and they&#8217;ll fight to dispose of you.</p>
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		<title>By: Jim</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 20:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you know what really wrankles my ass about small business people? they never take part in the federation! even in the series Firefly, the captain had been former military. because most small business people are so insecure about their place in society, they act like Klingons. they&#039;ve always got attack dogs, heavy trucks, weapons, they like to start fights, and ingeneral are taking swipes at the rest of the law abiding community. I don&#039;t know why, immedately after a war inwhich they haven&#039;t particitpated, Clinton would decide to give them anything. Seems to me that people who serve in the military, and only ex-military, should get healthcare of any kind. I original thought the word &quot;gays&quot; in any context assocaited with the war was about small business families. I was troubled by the fact I didn&#039;t know any of these gays who&#039;d served in the military, or small business families. You really want to blow my boat out of the water, just tell me James T Kirk is the son of a small business family, that&#039;s never been to see a doctor.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you know what really wrankles my ass about small business people? they never take part in the federation! even in the series Firefly, the captain had been former military. because most small business people are so insecure about their place in society, they act like Klingons. they&#8217;ve always got attack dogs, heavy trucks, weapons, they like to start fights, and ingeneral are taking swipes at the rest of the law abiding community. I don&#8217;t know why, immedately after a war inwhich they haven&#8217;t particitpated, Clinton would decide to give them anything. Seems to me that people who serve in the military, and only ex-military, should get healthcare of any kind. I original thought the word &#8220;gays&#8221; in any context assocaited with the war was about small business families. I was troubled by the fact I didn&#8217;t know any of these gays who&#8217;d served in the military, or small business families. You really want to blow my boat out of the water, just tell me James T Kirk is the son of a small business family, that&#8217;s never been to see a doctor.</p>
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		<title>By: BJM</title>
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		<dc:creator>BJM</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 23:08:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Given the WGA strike, I suppose it&#039;s only natural that the first trailer should be pretty much entirely CG effect work.

Anyways, as someone old enough to have watched TOS the first time around (sob!!), it&#039;s a bit disconcerting to see &quot;canon&quot; chucked out of the window with the design. 

The ship looks like a hybrid between the TOS and the TMP versions with its aztec&#039;ed hull and rectangular &quot;vents&quot; around the bridge and lower sensor array. In my opinion, given that the movie&#039;s set some years before TOS, she should look like she was built between the time of NX-01 and Kirk&#039;s command with features of both. The Enterprise we know from TOS  was an early refit, if you like......my tuppence worth :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Given the WGA strike, I suppose it&#8217;s only natural that the first trailer should be pretty much entirely CG effect work.</p>
<p>Anyways, as someone old enough to have watched TOS the first time around (sob!!), it&#8217;s a bit disconcerting to see &#8220;canon&#8221; chucked out of the window with the design. </p>
<p>The ship looks like a hybrid between the TOS and the TMP versions with its aztec&#8217;ed hull and rectangular &#8220;vents&#8221; around the bridge and lower sensor array. In my opinion, given that the movie&#8217;s set some years before TOS, she should look like she was built between the time of NX-01 and Kirk&#8217;s command with features of both. The Enterprise we know from TOS  was an early refit, if you like&#8230;&#8230;my tuppence worth :)</p>
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		<title>By: Steve Kinght</title>
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		<dc:creator>Steve Kinght</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 22:16:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1.)   I can accept the idea of the Enterprise in this trailer being the result of an altered timeline from &quot;First Contact.&quot;  However- I doubt JJ Abrams &amp; Co. have incorporated that as the explanation.  This appears to be merely a fan-created concept.  And it seems to me that they are simply throwing established design canon out the window to please today&#039;s audiences. 

2.)   Going with this &#039;altered timeline&#039; proposition... in &quot;First Contact&quot; Zephram Cochrane only got a fleeting glimpse- from a distance- of Picard&#039;s sleek Enterprise E, which had only few similarities to it&#039;s earlier predecessor in The Motion Picture.  Granted, this experience may have been powerful enough to imprint itself on Cochrane&#039;s memory forever that he drew what he saw... and thus became part of all future starship designs.  

3.)   Yet IF Picard and crew changed the past, they would have changed their own future.  Upon return to their own time, these subtle, if not massive, changes would have been obvious.  But we didn&#039;t notice any.  (The Constitution class Enterprise in the Fleet Museum would obviously have changed.) 

4.)   This leaves us with the idea that the designs of the original series never existed at all.  Consequently, everything we see of that era portrayed in TNG, DS9 etc... were altered as well.  Guinan (the long-lived bar keeper) would probably have some uncomfortable feeling something had changed.. was not &quot;right.&quot;  

5.)  Personally, I would think it completely okay to portray the early years of Kirk and Spock and stay within design canon.  Keep the Matt Jeffries aesthetics, just them a more realistic appearance- more substantial.  It&#039;s all about how it&#039;s portrayed.  Clearly period films can be just as cool and interesting to today&#039;s (intelligent) audiences as modern ones can be- without the need to revise their look.  Give us some credit.  We can honor a &quot;less advanced&quot; Trek as long as the characters, story and message are compelling, meaningful and exciting.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1.)   I can accept the idea of the Enterprise in this trailer being the result of an altered timeline from &#8220;First Contact.&#8221;  However- I doubt JJ Abrams &amp; Co. have incorporated that as the explanation.  This appears to be merely a fan-created concept.  And it seems to me that they are simply throwing established design canon out the window to please today&#8217;s audiences. </p>
<p>2.)   Going with this &#8216;altered timeline&#8217; proposition&#8230; in &#8220;First Contact&#8221; Zephram Cochrane only got a fleeting glimpse- from a distance- of Picard&#8217;s sleek Enterprise E, which had only few similarities to it&#8217;s earlier predecessor in The Motion Picture.  Granted, this experience may have been powerful enough to imprint itself on Cochrane&#8217;s memory forever that he drew what he saw&#8230; and thus became part of all future starship designs.  </p>
<p>3.)   Yet IF Picard and crew changed the past, they would have changed their own future.  Upon return to their own time, these subtle, if not massive, changes would have been obvious.  But we didn&#8217;t notice any.  (The Constitution class Enterprise in the Fleet Museum would obviously have changed.) </p>
<p>4.)   This leaves us with the idea that the designs of the original series never existed at all.  Consequently, everything we see of that era portrayed in TNG, DS9 etc&#8230; were altered as well.  Guinan (the long-lived bar keeper) would probably have some uncomfortable feeling something had changed.. was not &#8220;right.&#8221;  </p>
<p>5.)  Personally, I would think it completely okay to portray the early years of Kirk and Spock and stay within design canon.  Keep the Matt Jeffries aesthetics, just them a more realistic appearance- more substantial.  It&#8217;s all about how it&#8217;s portrayed.  Clearly period films can be just as cool and interesting to today&#8217;s (intelligent) audiences as modern ones can be- without the need to revise their look.  Give us some credit.  We can honor a &#8220;less advanced&#8221; Trek as long as the characters, story and message are compelling, meaningful and exciting.</p>
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		<title>By: doubledumbassonyou &#124;&#124; a colorful metaphor &#187; Blog Archive &#187; That Star Trek &#8220;Teaser&#8221; Is Worth A Look</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 16:53:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] The good news is that TrekMovie is reporting that the official trailer, which will be attached to prints of Cloverfield will be available for reals on Monday, January 21st.  Sphere: Related Content [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] The good news is that TrekMovie is reporting that the official trailer, which will be attached to prints of Cloverfield will be available for reals on Monday, January 21st.  Sphere: Related Content [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Turgenev</title>
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		<dc:creator>Turgenev</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 21:05:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My thread is LONG but I hope worth it for the few who dare read on...If not, please just tell me to go choke on a Borg baby...

I recall a modernist artist making a trailer to a non-existant movie: &quot;Gore Vidal&#039;s Caligula&quot; which looked so much like a real trailer it fooled folks... unitl Courtney Love pops up in the end of it as &quot;Caligula&quot; Oh- it is very adult so I do not advocate folks googling it if they are faint of heart. (Now, everyone will...)

New movie trailer?
My preference would be something new set after TNG… going back to the original just seems unimiginative. But- what’s done is done. I certainly look forward to the new film.

And it will work- we are familiar with the characters and are intrigued by how they will be different and how thye will be the same.

All this buzz attests to the marketing draw of going back to what is familiar rather than dazzling us with some fresh, clever, brand new Star Trek incarnation: 

(my trailer opens with elephant screams and bits of Saint Saans &quot;Rhondo and Cappricio&quot; playing as the theme)

Star Trek - The Undiscovered Canon

wherin Captain Ka-Blarrrg (a three legged, sulfur breathing packmule) and his valient crew of the Enterprise Z (EnterpriZe?) must battle the natural forces of the universe to prevent the big bang from running out of intertia and reversing thus wiping out everything… oh and dramatic tension ensues as crewmembers use the transporter to expel bodily waste (that’s why they never use the potty) 

We see shot of Enterprise Z looking like a cross between a blurry fractal (as parts of ship are made of Pure Energy) and a scorched Chevy Vega... crewmembers are accidently spilling out of the faulty dimensional turbolift and floating off in the vacuum of space... in which there is no sound... 
An ensign with a normal, smooth forehead keeps saying, &quot;these phasers are less cool than expected.&quot; 

And Carrot Top is in there somewhere… maybe a pivotal scene where he points at a Native American little person and yells “A red dwarf!” 

at my trailer&#039;s end, we see the lame time travel theme is back as the universe implodes shoving each and every historical rendition of the Enterprise into each other until Ka-Blarrg, Picard, Kirk, &amp; Ferris Bueller&#039;s pal are all stuck together with Naval English dudes and then...

Arthus C. Clarke appears and asks why the hell, as inventor of the communications satelite, didn&#039;t anyone ask about me during the 2005 tsunami? Fade to black as Isacc Asimov&#039;s voice is heard to say &#039;Let there be light...&quot;

Then a new sci-fi franchise starts... maybe something called &quot;Star Brite.&quot;

I kidd. And I do look forward to the new film, very much so.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My thread is LONG but I hope worth it for the few who dare read on&#8230;If not, please just tell me to go choke on a Borg baby&#8230;</p>
<p>I recall a modernist artist making a trailer to a non-existant movie: &#8220;Gore Vidal&#8217;s Caligula&#8221; which looked so much like a real trailer it fooled folks&#8230; unitl Courtney Love pops up in the end of it as &#8220;Caligula&#8221; Oh- it is very adult so I do not advocate folks googling it if they are faint of heart. (Now, everyone will&#8230;)</p>
<p>New movie trailer?<br />
My preference would be something new set after TNG… going back to the original just seems unimiginative. But- what’s done is done. I certainly look forward to the new film.</p>
<p>And it will work- we are familiar with the characters and are intrigued by how they will be different and how thye will be the same.</p>
<p>All this buzz attests to the marketing draw of going back to what is familiar rather than dazzling us with some fresh, clever, brand new Star Trek incarnation: </p>
<p>(my trailer opens with elephant screams and bits of Saint Saans &#8220;Rhondo and Cappricio&#8221; playing as the theme)</p>
<p>Star Trek &#8211; The Undiscovered Canon</p>
<p>wherin Captain Ka-Blarrrg (a three legged, sulfur breathing packmule) and his valient crew of the Enterprise Z (EnterpriZe?) must battle the natural forces of the universe to prevent the big bang from running out of intertia and reversing thus wiping out everything… oh and dramatic tension ensues as crewmembers use the transporter to expel bodily waste (that’s why they never use the potty) </p>
<p>We see shot of Enterprise Z looking like a cross between a blurry fractal (as parts of ship are made of Pure Energy) and a scorched Chevy Vega&#8230; crewmembers are accidently spilling out of the faulty dimensional turbolift and floating off in the vacuum of space&#8230; in which there is no sound&#8230;<br />
An ensign with a normal, smooth forehead keeps saying, &#8220;these phasers are less cool than expected.&#8221; </p>
<p>And Carrot Top is in there somewhere… maybe a pivotal scene where he points at a Native American little person and yells “A red dwarf!” </p>
<p>at my trailer&#8217;s end, we see the lame time travel theme is back as the universe implodes shoving each and every historical rendition of the Enterprise into each other until Ka-Blarrg, Picard, Kirk, &amp; Ferris Bueller&#8217;s pal are all stuck together with Naval English dudes and then&#8230;</p>
<p>Arthus C. Clarke appears and asks why the hell, as inventor of the communications satelite, didn&#8217;t anyone ask about me during the 2005 tsunami? Fade to black as Isacc Asimov&#8217;s voice is heard to say &#8216;Let there be light&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>Then a new sci-fi franchise starts&#8230; maybe something called &#8220;Star Brite.&#8221;</p>
<p>I kidd. And I do look forward to the new film, very much so.</p>
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