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MovieNight: Trek After Dark February 8, 2008

by Anthony Pascale , Filed under: Humor , trackback

The return of the Friday Night Movie — TrekMovie.com brings back a fan favorite feature of the site with a new compilation put together by our old friend GeneralGrin, just in time for Valentine’s Day (coming up next week guys and gals). Grin has found that if you look at things from a certain way, TNG could get rather racy….check it out below.

WARNING: The following is rated PG13ish…if you are easily offended or don’t find sexual innuendo funny, don’t watch this (and don’t complain either…this isn’t mandatory)

And another one from Grin…this one is even racier…no innuendo here

For more from fun from Grin, check out “Star Trek Movie Mistakes” Part 1 and Part 2

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1. cyberghost - February 8, 2008

does that mean I dont have to buy flowers for my girlfriend?

2. Thomas - February 8, 2008

No, you should still buy her flowers. Show her that Trekkers are deserving of the opportunity to have girlfriends.

3. Skippy 2k - February 8, 2008

Ohhhh, my. ;-) Thats not right… lol

4. blake powers - February 8, 2008

Anthony,
I just got that email from the movie forum site, and went to the site, IS There a new easter egg on the site?? That has the construction of the enterprise? I don’t remember if you have covered anything on that yet.

5. cyberghost - February 8, 2008

even though I wanted to say _ _ _ _ _ I didn’t do it, it would be hypocritical of me.

6. cyberghost - February 8, 2008

the red dot, and Anthony gave out the coded if you wanted to fast track.

7. Denise de Arman - February 8, 2008

Thank you, Anthony, for the moments of ST fun. Any adult with half a sense of humour should not be offended in any way - just enjoy the laugh.

8. Anthony Pascale - February 8, 2008

TrekMovie.com was the first to announce all the web developments from Paramount over the last month: the official site, facebook site, forums and of course the viral site
http://trekmovie.com/2008/01/21/star-trek-teaser-trailer-online-now/

we keep articles up on the front page for a week, then they move to page 2, 3, etc. I recommend visiting at least once per week to keep fully informed

more often couldnt hurt…

9. Cezion - February 8, 2008

somebody has too much spare time.

10. blake powers - February 8, 2008

sorry…. I feel like i didn’t study properly :-( I wasn’t sure if this was the same thing that you posted on… I’ll take a failing grade for that.

11. Anthony Pascale - February 8, 2008

no worries I was only kidding

but rest assured if there is anything exciting going on in the viral world or anything at all…we will be there

there will, however, be a midterm and a final…so study hard

12. ShawnP - February 8, 2008

Oh, man, I needed a good laugh. Thank you.

13. DJT - February 8, 2008

Funny.

But now I’ll never see TNG the same way again.

14. The Vulcanista - February 8, 2008

#9

Yeah. That would be me. :)

Peace. Live long and prosper.
The Vulcanista }:-|

15. The Vulcanista - February 8, 2008

#11

Great. Now I’m gonna have those dreams where I show up to class unprepared for the exam and naked.

Peace. Live long and prosper.
The Vulcanista }:-|

16. British Naval Dude - February 8, 2008

arrrrr….

Just brilliant…

BUT…

Now I’m gunna be thinking of ships exploding at the moment o’ truth. How do I explain to the lass why I start yelling “Ka-boom!” and “Blammo!” or, worse yet, “Abandon ship! Get to escape pods!”

arrrr… ‘Tis funny and likely time-consuming to put such a montage together… but what was Pick-Hard talking about in the actual epsiode when he was disgusted by a weakness?….s-arrr-y but I never see him emotional unless he’s killing borg or, as MacBeth, smiting scotties…

O- however tempting I suppose I get banned if I make blatant references the like of “Warp 11″… but I do be a sailor, so suck me Spock…

17. British Naval Dude - February 9, 2008

Was it the speedy people ep in which Kirk is putting his boot back on while the lady guest o’ the week freshens up???? Riker and Troi in Nemesis was just not quite right…

Data and Denise… arrrrrrgh! The pain o’ watching that wretched episode…

Worf marries? arrrr…

The Q redhead marraige thingee was a lark and fun… but on a dying show…

Trip and T’ Powwie was mayhaps the best sort of Trek romance… really… I mean it… I thought that was done grand

Don’t shoot me fur liking “ENTERPRISE”… cuz I may have dirt on you!

“I see Tom Paris, I see Picard in France… I see Spockie swimming in his underpants…”

18. OR Coast Trekkie - February 9, 2008

ok, somone explain “ammonia tornado” to me

19. Commodore Redshirt - February 9, 2008

re: #11
Anthony, I may be out of town for the midterm, can I do some extra credit work and perhaps form a study group?
:)

20. Hallbjorn - February 9, 2008

I’ll never see Janeway and Harry the same again !

LOL

21. Andy Patterson - February 9, 2008

Yay. The Friday night movie again. Maybe my favorite feature.

22. Dr. Image - February 9, 2008

It’s Saturday and it’s good to wake up with a good laugh!
Brilliant!

23. diabolk - February 9, 2008

Funny, but sorely lacking scenes from the sexy TOS….

24. continuum - February 9, 2008

Riker is sexy…

25. Freddie Wise - February 9, 2008

Jadzia Dax is so hott…

26. Michigan Guy - February 9, 2008

This puts a poor and dimly light on Star Trek as a series.
Now if you’re either Beavis or Butthead then this article
and the prevailing segments might be noteworthy,

27. Michigan Guy - February 9, 2008

Rather a dimly lit light.
Such poor articles like
this have already burned
the few brain cells I have.
I say much but think little
so I feel at home here.

28. Starfleet06 - February 9, 2008

Brilliant. Class clips that made a great segment. Well done.

29. Lord Garth, Formerly Of Izar - February 9, 2008

Weird

30. Ensign Ricky - February 9, 2008

I just about spit my coffee all over the computer screen I was laughing so hard. Well done!

31. T'Juli - February 9, 2008

AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! Lawlz….

That was funny.

32. sean - February 9, 2008

The first one was winning up until the bit on the second one with Kim & Janeway where ‘Ladies Night’ started playing…I nearly fell out of my chair.

Oh and #16 - That was the episode where he mind-melded with Sarek. He was saying he was disgusted by human emotions.

33. T'Juli - February 9, 2008

I’d like to blow it all over Wesley…

34. Robert April - February 9, 2008

Tentative deal reached to end writers’ strike

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/09/hollywood.labor.ap/index.html

35. Andy Patterson - February 9, 2008

23

Agreed.

and 34…..Good. Let’s get it going.

36. DJH - February 9, 2008

OK, maybe I’m seeing things, but was Picard in a Movie Era uniform in one of those shots?

Which episode was it that he wore a Movie Era uniform?

37. The Vulcanista - February 9, 2008

#34

Yay! More “Lost” and “Heroes,” please!

And maybe those tempting little on-set rewrites that Orci mentioned can happen…

Peace. Live long and prosper.
The Vulcanista }:-|

38. British Naval Dude - February 9, 2008

#32 arrrr… Thanks… I do recall it now…
Picard disgusted by human emotions… didn’t need help from Sarek as he always seemed ta be quite stoic…

#36 maybe it was his little Captain jacket with the black rubber top?

How come the only TOS character that didn’t remain a bachelor be Sulu? Be that irony?….

39. Captain Dunsel - February 9, 2008

showing my age again. Have to branch off Michigan Guy’s post.

A lot of work and well done but pretty juvenile. Sex comedy and raunch are easy. Lowest common denominator stuff. Trek always reached for the best we could be. This tends towards the worst. If we ever do usher in a future like TOS portrayed then it will not be stuff like this that gets us there.

Lighten up, Jackass! There, I said it already so no need to repost.

40. Irishtrekkie - February 9, 2008

yay first valentines day i have a gf ! , better get her something great …..!

41. Harry Ballz - February 9, 2008

Wow, Anthony! Any chance us folks posting here would be allowed the same flexibility and range of innuendo?

let me guess……………………………………”not bloody likely!”

42. Denise de Arman - February 9, 2008

Harry41- You have already used up your range of innuendo Harry - poor Anthony,,,

43. Marian Ciobanu - February 9, 2008

……?…….#*#**#**..
I hate ‘Jackass’ kind of shows..but this thing was really funny.. ..was..weird..this gay attitude fashion makes me really sick…but was fun

:-]

44. Harry Ballz - February 9, 2008

Denise………was it something I said?? :)

45. Marian Ciobanu - February 9, 2008

I lovee trek babes..
Kes …where is Kes ..?

46. Battletrek - February 9, 2008

36. The episode was ‘Tapestry’, my friend

47. T'Juli - February 9, 2008

44, was that a Star WARS reference? C-3P0 perhaps?

48. Denise de Arman - February 9, 2008

Harry44- LOL

49. Spocko - February 9, 2008

That was the funniest thing I ever saw!

50. Jovan - February 9, 2008

Those two videos… I needed. Thank you for making my Saturday night much brighter, sir. :)

51. The Guardian of Forever - February 10, 2008

*insane laughter*

52. continuum - February 10, 2008

Wait a minute, Tim Kring doesn’t want to make anymore Heroes this season. So I’m sorry #34, we’ll just have to wait for the new season. Damn you Kring, you gotta give us something! I want my HRG fix, now!
And oh yeah, Riker and HRG are hot…

53. James R. Kirk - February 10, 2008

I swear I know the song in the beginning of the second video, but for the life of me I can’t remember the title.

54. Harry Ballz - February 10, 2008

Funny……usually a thread with suggestive videos like these would cause a large volume of comments from the people who frequent this site…..I guess everyone’s “burnt out” or, at least, indifferent to sexual stimuli……….ah, well…….


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