Great Lists: UGO Ranks Trek Babes + More New Trekified Lists January 28, 2009
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Who are the ultimate Star Trek babes? This deep and profound question has been debated from basements, to dorm rooms to couches across the world for decades. Today friend-of-the-site Jordan Hoffman of UGO has taken up the challenge with their list of Top 37 Hot Star Trek Women. So in a ‘Great Lists’ edition of our Great Links column, we look at that and other new Trekified lists.
The Women!
UGO’s Top 5 are: 5. Seven of Nine, 4. Ro Laren, 3. Jadzia Dax, 2. Uhura (Original)…and their number one babe: Deanna Troi. I applaud Jordan for not going with the usual overt eye-candy castings of Jolene Blalock or Jeri Ryan for number one, even though I am not sure I would pick Marina Sirtis’ Troi for the top spot. Jordan also has some nice and not so obvious picks including the TAS character M’Ress at 35th. I also like his pick of bats–t crazy Marta from "Whom Gods Destroy," instead of other more famous Orion babes. Jordan did put Kirstie Alley’s Saavik at 17 and Ashley Judd’s Ens. Robin Lefler at 33rd, but no mention of that other famous TNG guest star Teri Hatcher (Lt. B.G. Robinson). Other notable no-shows from Jordan’s list include TOS hotties Dr. Helen Noel (TOS: "Dagger of the Mind") and Nona (TOS "Private Little War"). Overall a good list, but that definitive Star Trek babes list is still out there, waiting to be done. As for why UGO’s list is the ‘top 37,’ that itself is another profound question for the ages.
Check out UGO’s Top 37 Hot Star Trek Women and tell us what you think of the choices.
Troi hottest?…but no Noel?
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Den of Geek: Top 50 Special Effects Shots
TWOK shot from 1982 made #2 in Den of Geek’s list
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I love the Genesis sequence. Definitely one of ILM’s finest.
1. Jadzia Dax
2. 7 of 9
3. T’Pol
4. Deanna Troi
5. Major Kira
6. Uhura
Yes. First. Man how hot is that Ferengi chick!
Some of the exclusions are astonishing.
Doesn’t anybody here find this article to be sexist and another attempt of idealizing women? It’s a sin under the Catholic Church’s teachings.
I originally thought Star Trek was suppose to represent a world that has overcome prejudice, adultery, injustice, etc.
#5
Yawn. Sins don’t exist.
Lola Chrystal is the number one hottest Star Trek woman.
As a woman I am not offended, I just want to know why Mirror Uhura was not included…she is the hottest of them all!
Don’t try to frighten us with your sorcerer’s ways, Christian Trekkie. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the true meaning of Star Trek, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the fun in lists of hot women
Sorry, I find that a crappy list.
My Top 10 is:
1 Ezri Dax
2 Robin Lefler
3 Ilia
4 Antonia Barrows
5 Saavik (Curtis)
6 Andrea
7 Ro Laren
8 Jadzia Dax
9 Uhura (New)
10 Leeta
1. Lola Chrystal
2. Beverly Crusher
3. Lisa
4. Anastasia Komananov
5. Kira Nerys in Starfleet Uniform
What the heck?! Andrea the android is only 13? Kira only 9? Only Mirror Universe T’Pol, and not regular T’Pol, makes the list? Madness, simply madness.
#5 People are not all neutered in the future, looks will always be important in humanity (and maybe to Vulcans, Orion’s, etc) at least till we evolve to the state that we all look alike. If you can say that all of those women have the same apeal, exactly, and to all the other women out there, well that makes you a liar, and last time I checked that was a sin to. Makes even more sense now why there’s no religion in the 23/24th century.
My top 10:
1Leeta
2Ezri Dax
3T’Pol
4 7 of 9
5Jadzia Dax
6Troi
7Ilia
8Uhura (TOS one)
9Kes
10Hoshi
I’ve seen plenty of Top Ten Star Trek Babes lists in my time but I Have to agree that that one’s lacking. Agreed — if it doesn’t include Marianna Hill as Dr. Helen Noel, I can’t really take it seriously. So, here’s my Top Ten:
1. Jadzia Dax
2. Dr. Helen Noel
3. Drusilla the Slave Girl from “Bread and Circuses”
4. Kirstie Saavik )though Robin Curtis is cool)
5. Ro Laren
6. Marta the insane green Orion Slave Girl (I’ve dated women like that)
7. Nona (I wish I could date women like that)
8. 7 of 9
9. Uhura
10. the Borg Queen (come on! she’s weirdly sexy!)
An an honorable mention to Dr. Gillian Taylor — I don’t doubt that every guy making ST IV was crazy for her
It just doesn’t seem right to call Uhura Classic [Nichelle Nichols] a hottie. It’s too small a word to capture her. She’s a Made Woman, TOS baby! And damn if Mirror Uhura doesn’t show up in my dreams. Same for Troi, but Marina Sirtis is 50x hotter in person.
My hottie list looks like this:
1. Romulan Commander from The Enterprise Incident
2. Lt. Marlena Moreau from Mirror, Mirror
3. Ensign Ro Laren
4. Andrea from What Are Little Girls Made Of? [what a personality!]
5. Droxine from The Cloud Minders
Honorable Mentions: Miramanee from The Paradise Syndrome and Saavik. Robin Curtis’ Saavik deserves recognition, since she sexed young Spock at least 6 times while Genesis was destroying itself and cycling Spock through his Pon Farr.
Oh, and T’Pring! How could I forget Arlene Martel!
1. T’Pol
2. 7 of 9
3. K’Ehleyr (Suzie Plakson )
http://sheryl.org/images/trek/women/tng/kehleyr004.jpg
Christian Trekkie:
“Doesn’t anybody here find this article to be sexist and another attempt of idealizing women? It’s a sin under the Catholic Church’s teachings. I originally thought Star Trek was suppose to represent a world that has overcome prejudice, adultery, injustice, etc.”
So the Catholic Church says “idealizing women” is a sin, eh? Something about the VIRGIN Mary comes to mind. No “idealizing” going on there at all . Catholic morality is sexually oppressive. Even consensual sex in a loving relationship is a damning damning sin if you’re not married. What is the logic in that? Highly illogical.
One thing that Star Trek most certainly is NOT is an exemplar of equality among the genders. Star Trek has been objectifying women ever since Kirk learned to tie his boots in The Original Series: SEX!!!
Is “idealizing” Star Trek a sin as well? I’ll bet the Catholic Church says so. “Idol”-izing most CERTAINLY is. And what Trekkie doesn’t idolize Star Trek … sinner.
Ugh, further proof that UGO knows nothing…
Kes shouldn’t even be on the list. She’s what? like 5 years old?? You bunch of Trekkie pedophiles you!! Kes always freaked me out. I’m not sure if it was the character or the actress who portrayed her, but she was the one character on Voyager I could live without. She wasn’t always bad, but sometimes she just made my skin crawl.
Marina Sirtis, I love ya, but I still think Seven or T’Pol should have been figthing for first place. I mean, come on!!
no.5 have you ever seen an episode of the original series? or the later ones for that matter. Personally I love Seven of Nines “functional” catsuits.
“Please sit and entertain me…”
Am I the only one who’s intelligence was insulted with 7of 9 being on Voyager, and Tipol on Enterprise. Alot of the female love interests on The Next Generation were so sexy and revealing, or just the perfect doting/ affectionate women. On the 60′s Star Trek the women were just sex objects. Now we see Uhura in the new Star Trek movie taking her shirt off, she’s ever so cute in her short skirt and make up and pretty ear rings. I’m all for attractive women but do they have to be barbie dolls or silicone. It looks like women in the future are hot as hell!
Oh, come on:
a) Hoshi Sato is definately the TRUE hottie of ENT
b) They should have left out T’Pol completely…
c) What? No Famke Janssen? No Barbara Luna? Andrea the Android only 13th ???
How could they leave out Dr. Noel?
And NONA? Holy crap. She was wearing leather pants and a fuzzy halter top. What the hell?
1 – Mirror Hoshi (the Empress!)
1 – Mirror Ezri
3 – Seven of Nine
4 – Mirror T’Pol
3 -The 1960s. I can’t choose.
The yeoman on Shore Leave is probably the only one that’s made me feel like rutting my TV set.
ok HERES my top 5
1. Rand (i hope Rand has a cameo in the new film)
2. Andrea (What are Liitle Girls Made of)
3. Yeoman Mears (Galileo 7)
4. Romulan Commader (Enterprise Incident)
5. Marlena Moreau (Mirror Mirror)
yep all TOS women…no room for any from TNG etc in the top 5 im afraid.
sorta OT but regarding Saavik…the grissom/genesis scenes in Star Trek III would have been alot more powerful and awesome had Kirsty Alley been cast again (instead it looks like she went off to do Runaway)…theres something about recasting a character when everyone else is there again that upsets the flow of the sequel (also see The Dark Knight to a certain extent)…plus having alley as saavik in Trek VI instead of Valrius (as was the original intention) wouldve made a whole bunch of sense…
I recently devoted a blog entry to Uhura, so you know where my loyalties lie. She’s #1 in my book!
WHAT? No Marlena Moreau from “Mirror, Mirror”? That woman was straight up GORGEOUS. When it comes to hotties TOS is where it’s at.
Thank the GBOTG, there’s no accounting for taste. To each his/her own, although for myself, Jadzia is in a class of her own.
There really need to be at least a couple of lists. Is it fair to compare a one-shot guest character to someone we really get to know?
And speeking of one-shots, don’t forget the Scalosian Queen (from “Wink of an Eye” — rotten episode, pretty lady).
- Harry
Actually, wasn’t it the team that later went on to become Pixar who did the computer graphics in TWOK?
Hello fellow Trek enthusiasts.
What better way to evoke IDIC than to quibble over the list of Hot Star Trek Babes – or to be a little more PC about it, attractive (often) Human Females.
Dr. Helen Noel and Kamala are definitely notable and if the list were longer, they’d definitely be on there – but these were the names that stuck me. It is entirely a first person thing. Harry Seldom put it nicely in his comment –
“There really need to be at least a couple of lists. Is it fair to compare a one-shot guest character to someone we really get to know?”
He is a wise man. But he should check my list more closely – the Scalosian Queen is buzzing around on there.
I have never found Troi hot.
How about Sherry Jackson from “What are Little Girls Made of?”
Helen Noel is definitely much hotter that Troi.
And definitely Barbara Luna in “Mirror, Mirror.”
This list is crap.
You’ve all made great points. And Barbara Luna – wow.
What about Carol Marcus? Anyone? Anyone?
And the chick from Space Seed?
Oh well.
Oh … mustn’t forget Jill Ireland in “This Side of Paradise.”
We can’t leave out Kelinda from “By Any Other Name.”
And I really don’t see how any teachings of the Catholic church relate to anything in the original series. it’s not like the producers consulted the Pope on his idea of the future or how everyone should be there.
Okay my turn by FAR in the top 2 in terms of pure HOTNESS
1-Nona
2-Marlena Moreau
3-Ariel Shaw (Court Martial)
4-Mirror Hoshi
5-Mirror T’Paul
6-Marta (Yvonne Craig)
7-Terri Hatcher in STNG episode
8-Helen Noel
9-Slave Girl from Bread & Circus
10-Lt. McGyvers — great sex appeal
11-Lt. Piper (greeted Kirk, Spock & McCoy in the opening scene of the “The Menagerie”
12-Picard’s on/off again girlfriend began with a V — just can’t remember her name — Vash???? VERY SEXY!!!!
13-Lita
14-Tonia Barrows
15-The blonde Lt. who got it w/Chekov in “The Apple”
NEXT…
yes, the exclusion of mirror Hoshi is most definitely blasphemous.
#12 Lennier, I am glad that finally someone else agrees with me that Major Kira looks hot in a starfleet uniform.
I also think 7 of 9 and T-pol looked better in a starfleet uniforms than in the catsuits. I guess it leaves more to the imagination or I just have a thing for women in uniform ;)
My TOP 3:
Nr. 1 Dr. Helen Noel
Nr. 2 Ishara Yar
Nr. 3 Caithlin Dar
Dudes, how can Uhura not top the list every time? Nichelle invented sexy.
Shame on you Trekkers!
Top Trek babes:
1. T’Pau (ENT)
2. Mirror Hoshi (ENT)
3. Ezri (DS9)
4. T’Pol (ENT)
5. Saavik (STII)
6. Kilana (DS9)
1.7 of 9
2.T,Pol
3.All of the green girls in the Trek universe.
Where’s Nona…?
And Deanna # 1…?!?!?!
no
I don’t believe I’ve seen her mentioned yet, but Odona from “The Mark of Gideon” was beautiful.
… but then again, every TOS guest actress was haha.
TROI!!!?!?!?
Padded hips and bust, a wig, and contacts. Not my first choice. or 10th
Noel certainly has to be on the list, and may be top 5 for me.
Julie Newmar, despite the hideous outfit and padded belly, would also be in top 5.
Poor Ruth from “Shore Leave”, better known as “…..RUTH!….” never made a list here.
Vina is my top babe, in any color. “Let me finish!”
#45 — check my listing in post 38, she is my top #1. In my opinion NO other ST babe OOOZED such sexuality the way SHE DID!!! She was just SICK HOT!!!!!
I realize I”m a minority, but Robin Curtis’s Saavik will always be #1 for me. Everything about her in that role, and that character in general, is just perfect.
Where’s Dr Pulaski????:-)
Whoever compiled that list has either never seen a bunch of TOS episodes, or else, has highly illogical taste. Troi is a beauty to be sure, but at number one? No Tonia Barrows on the list anywhere? The absence of Dr. Noel has been noted, rightly, by many, as has the absurdly low ranking of Andrea the android.
Other unconscionable absences:
Mira Romaine
Marla McGivers
The Kelvans Kelinda and Drea
This list is shamefully incomplete: I am of the opinion that just about any single TOS season has more galactically gorgeous women than any four seasons of the rest of the series put together.
Ah the memories…. as far as i remember i think i had my first…… crush on Deanna Troi, TNG was in it’s first run when I hit puberty, lol.
I only had a quick scan of the thread and another one not mentioned so far I think is Iman in TUC. David Bowie is one lucky dude. I’m actually watching it on dvd now.
Also Lursa and B’Tor, purely for the fact they would absolutely annihilate you. ;)
Christian Trekkie, lighten up and GET A LIFE!
Nice to see the tolerance levels so high today. If you choose not to believe as Christian Trekkie does, fine. But lighten up yourselves.
I’ve always had a thing for Yeoman Barrows (Shore Leave) and Yeoman Rand (especially in Charlie X), but my ultimate Trek babe is Vina (The Cage). She was so beautiful.
What about the Vorta chick from The Ship?????????????????
Kira Neyres in Starfleet uniform and ZIYAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hould be top!
Empress Sato s
Not Troi at the top, and no T’pol and 7 of 9.
ChristainTrekkie, shut up.
#5 and all the rest…
You all have forgotten the biggest lesson taught to us by Trek. That is essentially tolerance of every race, RELIGION, species, creed or home planet. How can you all bash Christian Trekkie in the name of a show that promotes religious tolerance and freedom?
And as for Christian Trekkie, I am a Christian myself. I have studied the Catholic faith as well as many other denominations in Christianity. I think that there is a danger of idolizing women, but I think Trek is far from that.
Trek set out to show the beauty of both men and women. It put women in powerful positions while allowing them to still have families and be sexually attractive. If that isn’t a testament to God’s perfect design of mankind, I don’t know what is.
God designed us in his likeness. Men and women can be both attractive and productive members of society. I don’t think this article “idolizes” women, but rather showcases the beauty that God has blessed us with. If God wanted women to be ugly and not pleasing, he would have created them all that way. He wants us to admire his work, but not lust after them.
I agree this article does border on lust, but as a Christian, you can appreciate the beauty while guarding your heart through prayer, scripture reading and a group of core Christian friends that can keep you accountable with your thoughts and emotions.
AND SHAME ON YOU ANTHONY! You let a tirade of people Christian bash, but the second someone makes a political comment, you shut a post off in the name of TREK! I appreciate what you do on this site, but the rules for posting are definitely not CANON!
When free speech is trampled on, we all lose.
I could more or less agree with this list, except for… Counselor Troi #1!?!?! Geeee, you gotta be kiddin’ me. No way!
But I was glad the obvious fan favorite Seven of Nine didn’t make #1. I think I’d have chosen Ro Laren or Andrea for #1.
And where’s Tasha Yar?
Lets see. Just of the top of my head…
Susie Plakson as Dr. Selar was very memorable.
Susan Oliver as Vina in “The Cage”
Majel Barrett as Number One in “The Cage”
And Nichelle as Uhura. No question she’s the #1 “Trek Babe”.
Hey #52, please check my list in post #38 I include them Barrows and Lt. McGyver in my top 15, FYI ….
1-Nona
2-Marlena Moreau
3-Ariel Shaw (Court Martial)
4-Mirror Hoshi
5-Mirror T’Paul
6-Marta (Yvonne Craig)
7-Terri Hatcher in STNG episode
8-Helen Noel
9-Slave Girl from Bread & Circus
10-Lt. McGyvers — great sex appeal
11-Lt. Piper (greeted Kirk, Spock & McCoy in the opening scene of the “The Menagerie”
12-Picard’s on/off again girlfriend began with a V — just can’t remember her name — Vash???? VERY SEXY!!!!
13-Lita
14-Tonia Barrows
15-The blonde Lt. who got it w/Chekov in “The Apple”
Hey AirForcePA, very well said! Part of being tolereant is to “agree to disagree.”
Oh my! I didn’t read through the thread at first, just posted what I think about the top 37 list, as I was invited to do.
And what do I find on a second look? Another debate about clashing opinions, this time religious ones. (First of all, I very much doubt claim #5 can be substantiated by Catholic canon law, but that’s not the issue.) What is it with you people? Can’t you just relax a bit? (And I mean both sides!) This here is a STAR TREK site, which would imply, I had thought, that this is a site more or less for entertainment.
This top 37 list is not in violation of civil or Catholic law, so if you find it distasteful, don’t look at it. And if you find it distasteful that someone finds the list distasteful for religious reasons, don’t look at his or her post.
End of debate on my part.
I’m sorry I paradoxically had to participate in the debate in order to state that I find the debate pointless and out of place here, but such is logic.
#61: Yes, I saw your list and approved of it, particularly re: its inclusion of Barrows and McGivers. (Am I the only one, however, who thinks the Kelvan women should be ranked?) I was simply adding my two cents on the the “top” women issue and noting my opinion that TOS leaves every other iteration in the dust as far as the interstellar quality of its female casting choices. ;-)
By the way, if anyone wants a good resource re: the female characters from TOS, this link seems to address nearly all of them:
http://allyourtrekarebelongto.us/toswomen.htm
Ok. In my Universe. The Hottest is The Intendent Kira. Then theres Jadzia. She is a Hottie. and then theres Uhurah and then thers The Empress Hoshi Sato. They are the Hottest Women of the Terran Empire and of this Puny Universe.
Um, actual correct list of hottest girls in star trek is as follows:
1. Dr. Pulaski – nothing hotter than a new cast member you can’t stand
2. Tasha Yar – just sigh
3. Ashley Judd – any girl that falls for Wesley is the ultimate fail
4. Capt Hernandez (NX-02) – this is the best that Archer could do? Kirk bangs every piece of ass in the quadrant and this is what Archer ended up with?
5. Helen Rozhenko – this chick was so ugly she gave birth to WORF!
“Will no one stand up for Star Trek V? It isn’t exactly a good movie, but it isn’t awful either.”
Um…I beg to differ.
And he goes on to say that Caithlin Dar offers insight into Romulan culture…Ok. I thought that hers (that of the actress) was a particularly awful performance, and one of the film’s worst casting choices.
No Marlena Moreau? Are you kidding me?
And Troi as #1?
I know this is subjective as it gets, but come on…
Ok. That might be harsh. But he can keep his list. I’ll stick with mine.
Star Trek also finds itself in the 25 Worst Special Effects of All Time on the same site:
http://www.denofgeek.com/movies/167741/top_24_worst_special_effects_of_all_time.html
How could Varis Sul not be on that list? (DS9: the Storyteller)
Hottest Trek babe ever!
http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Image:Varis_Sul.jpg
As for the “sexism” issue. What is sexist about making a list of beautiful girls? Could someone please explain how that is sexist? Also, I’m not quite sure how the list is “idealising” women, or what is wrong with doing that anyway. Any woman who wears makeup, or looks in a mirror is “idealising” herself. How is trying to look good wrong? How is paying people a compiment on their looks wrong? Please explain.
I am a Christian myself, although I have no interest in the teachings of the Catholic Church. I only follow the teachings of the Lord Christ Jesus and his apostles, as written in The Bible. If a Christian wants to avoid sin, they should read The Bible for themselves and follow Jesus’ teachings, not just blindly take orders from some overbearing religious organisation rooted in centuries of corruption, sexism and pagan rituals.
How did this devolve into religion?
It’s a list of beautiful girls—-something Star Trek has always had in abundance!
“You’re the Captain’s woman…until he says you’re not!”
Mirror Marlena Moreau is THE HOTTEST Star Trek WOMAN!! (IMHO) ;-)
SMOKIN’ HOT!!!
Mirror Hoshi & Mirror T’Pol & the “Enterprise” Orion Slave Girls are pretty damn hot too!!
The Women! indeed…
#68 — MY BAD, add her to my top 15 and make top 16. She was just insanely sexy!!!! I’f I’m not mistaken she was acutally a local tv-news reporter in Hawaii ….
70. Jamie:
“If a Christian wants to avoid sin, they should read The Bible for themselves and follow Jesus’ teachings, not just blindly take orders from some overbearing religious organisation rooted in centuries of corruption, sexism and pagan rituals.”
This should be applied by Protestants as well, IMHO.
No Orion Vina?
A damned shame.
Dianna Troi?
Are you kidding me?
The woman looks like Dustin Hoffman for god’s sake! LOL
TOS definitely wins on the uh……er…….Hot-o-meter.
: )
also… how ’bout Persis, Dr. Soong’s hot “Augment” from “Enterprise”?
…talk about genetic perfection…!
Nona? a little too crazy for me, but you know what they say about the crazy ones… ;-)
I’ve only seen two people mention Vina. What a shame. She was hot hot hot.
#78 — Yes Crazy — I LIKE, I LIKE.
Lets face it NONA — no other ST babe oozed raw sexuality in its purest form like her. Every nook and cranny of that amazing figure (not to mention her stunning face) cannot be denied!!!!
this guy is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY off. he picked mostly the plainest looking women on the whole 42 years of the series. there were about 8 who were actually actractive. the rest were QUITE plain. this is why not everyone should have access to writing. it really ruins it for the rest of us who know what the h-e double hockeysticks we’re talking about
#80)
I agree Sam.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/spockboy/NEW-7.jpg
There needs to be a list of hottest men of Star Trek. I demand equal opportunity objectification! Haha.
Here’s my off the top of my head list, which is by no means exhaustive or in any particular order:
Captain Pike
Wesley Crusher (hey, I was younger than him at the time, and he was my first TV crush)
David Marcus
Jake Sisko
Benjamin Sisko, once he shaved his head and grew the goattee
Jean-Luc Picard, the sexiest old man ever
Harry Kim
James Kirk, in the original series, and the new movie (*drool*)
Hikaru Sulu (sorry Mr. Takei, but I’m talking about John Cho, *drool – again*)
Pavel Chekov (again, with all apologies to Mr. Koenig, but I’m talking about Anton Yelchin. Yum Yum.)
Spock, original and new
And, although I watched hardly any of it because it was an AWFUL show, I feel obliged to include someone from Enterprise, so I guess it’s Trip Tucker.
Beauty IS in the eye of the beholder….
What about the Horta mother? Talk about “HOT”!! Melting rock hot!
59, 63, 68, 71: Closettrekker and I in complete agreement, wow! ;-)
Agh, I hate those lists where you’ve gotta click through dozens of pages to see the top picks. EW does that all the time… clearly to throw as many ads at you as they can.
Anyhow, Yoshi in Enterprise has to be one of my favs. That hideous 60s makeup on all the women kind of killed any yearnings I might have had for the TOS babes. But Dianna Troy in her heyday has to be up there… before she gave up playing Troy and just played herself (Marina S).
87: A little correction: Her name is Hoshi, not Yoshi.
Trivia: Hoshi is Japanese for “star”, which I find kinda nice since Nyota (as in Nyota Uhura) is Suaheli for “star”, and both women are communications officers. (And anyone noticed that in ENT you have a black male helmsman and a Japanese female comm officer, whereas in TOS you have a Japanese male helmsman and a black female comm officer?)
#82- Spock Boy — you just gave me a major cardiac arrest (BUT worth it!!!) I believe that she was played Nancy Kovaks (Novaks). My G-d, I almost forgot just how INSANELY RIDICULOUSY HOT she was. Sorry gentlemen, no other ST babe comes close!!!! Where did you find that photo???? Okay, I’m taking a cold shower now and will log back on later on tonight!!!! Poor Tyree — he needed one of those herbs to get excited……
Khan has to be #1 on the Male list.
People putting Hoshi on the list bewilders me. A loose-fitting jumpsuit is not the kind of sexuality I grew up with.
And I never got a hit off of 7 of 9. She was wayyy too plastic and Ryan’s acting was ridiculous.
91 Jefferies Tuber: It was all too obvious that B&B created Seven to sex up a lame show, nothing else.
Andrea the Android was definitely the most beautiful of all the Trek women.
CAROLYN PALAMAS (actress Leslie Parrish) from Who Mourns For Adonais???
I absolutely love “vintage” TOS hotties….
We need TrekHottie trading cards… or playing cards.
That list is sooo off… of course, mine is better:
1.) Marlena Moreau (Sorry… but she’s just HOT in any decade… wow!)
2.) T’Pol
3.) Nona (Yeah, leather and fur… and a not-so-subtle orgasm?)
4.) Andrea (What are Little Girls Made Of? Uhh… Roger sure knew!)
5.) Mirror Ezri (Totally hot version of her perky mirror self)
6.) Beverly Crusher (Seemed to get better looking each season)
7.) Helen Noel (Smart hottie!)
8.) Caroline Palamas (Another smart hottie!)
9.) Uhura (The ultimate red skirt gal!)
10.) Miramanee (spelling?)
11.) Lark Voorhees (Yeah… Lisa from Saved by the Bell in DS9!)
12.) Antonia Barrows (Don Juan had nothin on McCoy!)
#86—”Closettrekker and I in complete agreement, wow! ;-)”
Had to happen sooner or later!
Dang… a whole article and 95+ posts and not one mention of Angelique Pettyjohn as Shahna the drill Thrall from “The Gamesters of Triskelion?”
I can’t imagine anyone not wanting to be her drill partner…
“9. Just a Fan – January 28, 2009
Don’t try to frighten us with your sorcerer’s ways, Christian Trekkie. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the true meaning of Star Trek, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the fun in lists of hot women”
Quoted for making me soil my pants laughing!
Hehehe… Christian Trekkie, there’s an oxymoron if ever I saw one.
#99—There was always something strange about her look to me, and far beyond her hair color. It was something around the eyes that bothered me.
99: Yeah, couldn’t get past the “troll doll” hair…
I did like the mention of Colt from “The Cage”. The Keeper did say she has “unuuuusually strong female drives.”
#102—Yep.
#103—A hit in any league!
85 – Good one!
No two people are going to agree on a list like this.
While I may choose T’Pol, Ensign Ro, Troi, etc. I will bet a lot would disagree even to the order I wrote here. Of course, I could list out all the Trek women, even the Andorian females from Enterprise and it would not be Ok for others.
Regardless of the list here or any one elses list, my number one, top pick, queen of the hill goes to my wife in her red TOS costume with her boots. A site to behold…. beats Mirror T’Pol in blue dress!
we do not reach
“Stella?”
“Hartcort Fenton Mudd! Why you…..”
“SHUT UP!”
Sorry folks, Stella did it for me. I’m glad there’s
500 or more of her out there.
I totally forgot a vital Trek woman in my top 5, so I’m reposting it as a top 6.
1. Lola Chrystal
2. Marla McGivers
3. Beverly Crusher
4. Anastasia Komananov
5. Lisa
6. Kira Nerys in a Starfleet Uniform
First off, apologies to any female bloggers here, as we male’s ooze with testosterone at these lovely doe’s
Dr. Helen Noel was smoking hot! Dont get me wrong, Jerry Ryan is also smoking hot but in a barbie doll way, a little TOO perfect. There is a sultry dimener that most brunets can pull of that blonds cannot, not always but 80% of the time.
There are plenty of talented women in the Star Trek universe worthy of going to war over, but I am going to keep it to a top 5
When it comes to female characters my faves are
#1 Jolene Blalock as T’pol (hands down Jolene was the hottest woman on Star Trek, dear lord it made us all want to mate with a vulcan woman.)
#2 Marianna Hill as Helen Noel (brunets always win hands down)
#3 Persis Khambatta as Lt. Ilia (hands down the most sexy bald woman I have ever seen)
#4 Jerry Ryan as 7 of 9 (mmm 7 of mine)
#5 Cathie Shirriff as Valkris (she shows me her Genesis data files ill show her mine)
Honorable metions go to
Kaitlin Hopkins as Kilana the Vorta (yes she does have incredible milk bladders)
Beth Toussaint as Ishara Yar (can you say camel toe, I can, CAMEL TOE, I love that scene)
Nana Visitor as Kira Nerys (cute nose ridges, and that parallel universe tight costume, ‘mmmmm parallelicious’
Suzie Plakson as K’Ehleyr (can bust my bones any day)
Chase masterson as Leeta (can crank my dabo any day)
#5 Don’t call yourself a Christian, Christian’s follow Christ, not the
Pope. You are a Catholic. Don’t offend true followers of Christ by calling yourself a Christain.
You say we shouldn’t idolize women, but you pray to Mary?
@106 Awwwww!
Being female, my judgment here is a bit more, eh, objective, but I’d put Kira Nerys higher on the list. She was so pretty in the scene of the finale where she was saying goodbye to Odo.
Okay, now we need a similar list but with men :)
1. Helen Noel
2. Madeline Rhue
What about Grace Lee Whitney?
Forgot one:
1. Helen Noel
2. Madeline Rhue
3. Lt. Piper
Marta is only #31! Holy Krap! She should be in the top five!
#5 – zzzzzzzzzzzz
1-Tonia Barrows
2-Ezri Dax
3-ANY of the Orion girls from Enterprise
4-Leeta
5- Savik (Curtis TWOK)
Re the many lashings against #5, Christian Trekkie
I recognize many unbelievers (or even secret believers or “I don’t want to” believers) act out on deep, intense hurts in their lives, and the Christian church is an easy target for such acting out.
(Christians do not believe in retribution. We strive to turn the other cheek, and bless them that curse us, and other similar virtues. Unfortunately, it sometimes attracts bullies.)
So I ask you please to consider a saying of Christ that surely applies,
“Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother’s eye.”
— (from the Authorized or King James bible, sort of a “TOS” of the English bible).
As for Christians that behave badly… all men are fallible – we’re made that way at the factory. This is why we must strive to love and forgive one another even as our Lord did us.
This way fo life is in complete accordance with the values of Star Trek, in all its incarnations!
Sincerely,
C.S. Lewis
I am not sure how this turned into a whole religious war…but lets just quit it ok…no more sniping at eachothers belief systems
Well,
Hardcall, but all chicks in camel-toe leotards uniforms push my buttons…
Just a reminder to all Trek fans, Christian and non-Christians alike…Gene Roddenberry received an award from the American Baptists for extolling Christian values in Star Trek! Oh, and he received this recognition at the same time Roy and Dale Evans Rogers were honored for their work as well.
Although Gene was hardly a saint in any Christian sense he was certainly willing to accept praise in the true Trek spirit from those filled with the Holy Spirit. So, in support of Anthony’s request and in honor of Gene’s example, and as a follower of Christ I would ask we all agree to respect the infiinite diversity in our in infiinte combinations as designed by the Creator.
A worthy attempt at listing the hottest babes in Star Trek! I don’t agree with all of their choices and certainly can’t understand the decision to list Deanna Troi at number 1! 7 of 9 (while the obvious choice) would be be my number 1! And I agree where is Dr. Helen Noel?! Dagger of the Mind is def a favourite episode of mine just for her! Also missing is Yeoman Tonia Barrows from TOS episode Shore Leave?! Again she is one of the highlight of that episode!!
118 – Thank you, Anthony. There’s room for ALL in this forum and in the vision of the future embodied in Star Trek.
Helen Noel was absolutely the hottest TOS babe (I love that ‘classic ’60′s figure on her-how come 21st century gals don’t look like that?) It wasn’t just her look, but the way she carried herself: she just had this ultra-feminine seductive vibe about her: it played really well opposite Kirk’s testosterone-pumped persona.
Lt. McGivers (the Enterprise historian who later became Khan’s main squeeze) was a close second.
Then there was that absolutely captivating little gal who was the Captain’s woman in the mirror universe. . . .
Even when modern trek went retro, the gals were beautiful-remember in DS9 when Bashir met the gal on the original E who was possible his grandmother? And who could forget T’Pol in mirror universe garb and long blonde hair-yeouch!
They don’t have to all wear the starfleet mini’s and go-go boots, Yvonne Craig (of Batgirl fame) was the Orion girl killed by Capt Garth.
How in the name of the Prophets did Ezri Dax only come in at No12?
Deanna Troi at No1???
Not for me Ronnie!
You all forgot Tasha’s sister….Ishara Yar –w0w!
My 2 cent. I find this Top 37 list lacking. Why is a cartoon figure on this list? There are also beauties like Barbara Luna, Sherry Jackson, Helen Noel and many others who aren’t on this list at all. I think i have a good judgment on beauty f.e. i am big fan of America Top Ten Model and i have successfully picked 5 out 11 winners and 2 runner up.
Please note i haven’t seen alI Trek episodes so i its hard for me to make my personal top 37 list.. So i am going to pick my top ten beauties from this list in no particular order
Robin Lefler, Marta, Ilia, Ishara Yar, Andrea, New Uhura Saldana, Saavik, Seven of Nine, Jadzia Dax, T’Pol
My Top 3 favorite are Jolene, Jeri & Ashley
Like some other before, my all-time favourite is Susan Oliver as Vina in The Cage/The Menagerie. That was one hot woman! (green or white)
All these different lists…
It’s almost as though every man likes something different.
Highly illogical!
128. Jamie:
Infinite diversity in infinite combinations-the logic seems intact.
:-|
That’s why diversity is the spice of life…we all have our own preferences. I like sexy somewhat vulnerable Mediteranean type women. For me Marina was very sexy. There was a couple of seasons where she was just smokin’. Maybe some had better bodies..maybe others had attitude but SHE put it together and made it work. Yeah, she’ll do for me.
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I tried to look at that list but after a few entries, I got tired of having repeatedly to scroll down to see the next one. So possibly some of my choices aren’t on there…
But I want to make a special shout-out for Yeoman Tamura from “A Taste of Armageddon.” She looked adorable in her uniform, wasn’t wearing a bizarre wig, carried herself with dignity…
And was the only female character actually GIVEN a phaser and expected to do anything with it. Others wielded them, yes, but Yeoman Tamura was the only woman in any episode given a phaser by another character.
No Rajiin?
Persis?
Sheesh
I really liked Janeway…but not in that sort of way. i thought she combined her feminity well with her role as captain of Voyager…I would certainly have given Jerry Ryan seven from Nine
I pretty much agree with the top 5 although my ranking would be:
1. Jadzia Dax (sexiest and coolest star trek girl)
2. Deanna Troi (my first crush)
3. 7 of 9
4. Uhura
5. Zarabeth
Jadzia is No1 for me too. After that 7 of 9. Nothing else comes even close.
Jadzia and Troi are my favorites.