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Great Lists: UGO Ranks Trek Babes + More New Trekified Lists January 28, 2009

by Anthony Pascale , Filed under: Great Links,List , trackback

Who are the ultimate Star Trek babes? This deep and profound question has been debated from basements, to dorm rooms to couches across the world for decades. Today friend-of-the-site Jordan Hoffman of UGO has taken up the challenge with their list of Top 37 Hot Star Trek Women. So in a ‘Great Lists’ edition of our Great Links column, we look at that and other new Trekified lists.



The Women!
UGO’s Top 5 are: 5. Seven of Nine, 4. Ro Laren, 3. Jadzia Dax, 2. Uhura (Original)…and their number one babe: Deanna Troi. I applaud Jordan for not going with the usual overt eye-candy castings of Jolene Blalock or Jeri Ryan for number one, even though I am not sure I would pick Marina Sirtis’ Troi for the top spot. Jordan also has some nice and not so obvious picks including the TAS character M’Ress at 35th. I also like his pick of bats–t crazy Marta from "Whom Gods Destroy," instead of other more famous Orion babes.  Jordan did put Kirstie Alley’s Saavik at 17 and Ashley Judd’s Ens. Robin Lefler at 33rd, but no mention of that other famous TNG guest star Teri Hatcher (Lt. B.G. Robinson). Other notable no-shows from Jordan’s list include TOS hotties Dr. Helen Noel (TOS: "Dagger of the Mind") and Nona (TOS "Private Little War"). Overall a good list, but that definitive Star Trek babes list is still out there, waiting to be done. As for why UGO’s list is the ‘top 37,’ that itself is another profound question for the ages.

Check out UGO’s Top 37 Hot Star Trek Women and tell us what you think of the choices.


Troi hottest?…but no Noel?

More lists with Trek
Of course the internet thrives on lists and in just the last two weeks Star Trek has made an entry into quite a few around the web:


TWOK shot from 1982 made #2 in Den of Geek’s list

 

 

 

Comments

1. Sean4000 - January 28, 2009

I love the Genesis sequence. Definitely one of ILM’s finest.

2. timyj - January 28, 2009

1. Jadzia Dax
2. 7 of 9
3. T’Pol
4. Deanna Troi
5. Major Kira
6. Uhura

3. Norbert - January 28, 2009

Yes. First. Man how hot is that Ferengi chick!

4. S. John Ross - January 28, 2009

Some of the exclusions are astonishing.

5. Christian Trekkie - January 28, 2009

Doesn’t anybody here find this article to be sexist and another attempt of idealizing women? It’s a sin under the Catholic Church’s teachings.

I originally thought Star Trek was suppose to represent a world that has overcome prejudice, adultery, injustice, etc.

6. Spock - January 28, 2009

#5

Yawn. Sins don’t exist.

7. Lennier - January 28, 2009

Lola Chrystal is the number one hottest Star Trek woman.

8. Uhura (Mirror) - January 28, 2009

As a woman I am not offended, I just want to know why Mirror Uhura was not included…she is the hottest of them all!

9. Just a Fan - January 28, 2009

Don’t try to frighten us with your sorcerer’s ways, Christian Trekkie. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the true meaning of Star Trek, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the fun in lists of hot women

10. Jordan - January 28, 2009

Sorry, I find that a crappy list.

11. Norbert - January 28, 2009

My Top 10 is:

1 Ezri Dax
2 Robin Lefler
3 Ilia
4 Antonia Barrows
5 Saavik (Curtis)
6 Andrea
7 Ro Laren
8 Jadzia Dax
9 Uhura (New)
10 Leeta

12. Lennier - January 28, 2009

1. Lola Chrystal
2. Beverly Crusher
3. Lisa
4. Anastasia Komananov
5. Kira Nerys in Starfleet Uniform

13. Weerd1 - January 28, 2009

What the heck?! Andrea the android is only 13? Kira only 9? Only Mirror Universe T’Pol, and not regular T’Pol, makes the list? Madness, simply madness.

14. Will_H - January 28, 2009

#5 People are not all neutered in the future, looks will always be important in humanity (and maybe to Vulcans, Orion’s, etc) at least till we evolve to the state that we all look alike. If you can say that all of those women have the same apeal, exactly, and to all the other women out there, well that makes you a liar, and last time I checked that was a sin to. Makes even more sense now why there’s no religion in the 23/24th century.

My top 10:

1Leeta
2Ezri Dax
3T’Pol
4 7 of 9
5Jadzia Dax
6Troi
7Ilia
8Uhura (TOS one)
9Kes
10Hoshi

15. Jai1138 - January 28, 2009

I’ve seen plenty of Top Ten Star Trek Babes lists in my time but I Have to agree that that one’s lacking. Agreed — if it doesn’t include Marianna Hill as Dr. Helen Noel, I can’t really take it seriously. So, here’s my Top Ten:

1. Jadzia Dax
2. Dr. Helen Noel
3. Drusilla the Slave Girl from “Bread and Circuses”
4. Kirstie Saavik )though Robin Curtis is cool)
5. Ro Laren
6. Marta the insane green Orion Slave Girl (I’ve dated women like that)
7. Nona (I wish I could date women like that)
8. 7 of 9
9. Uhura
10. the Borg Queen (come on! she’s weirdly sexy!)

An an honorable mention to Dr. Gillian Taylor — I don’t doubt that every guy making ST IV was crazy for her

16. Jefferies Tuber - January 28, 2009

It just doesn’t seem right to call Uhura Classic [Nichelle Nichols] a hottie. It’s too small a word to capture her. She’s a Made Woman, TOS baby! And damn if Mirror Uhura doesn’t show up in my dreams. Same for Troi, but Marina Sirtis is 50x hotter in person.

My hottie list looks like this:

1. Romulan Commander from The Enterprise Incident
2. Lt. Marlena Moreau from Mirror, Mirror
3. Ensign Ro Laren
4. Andrea from What Are Little Girls Made Of? [what a personality!]
5. Droxine from The Cloud Minders

Honorable Mentions: Miramanee from The Paradise Syndrome and Saavik. Robin Curtis’ Saavik deserves recognition, since she sexed young Spock at least 6 times while Genesis was destroying itself and cycling Spock through his Pon Farr.

17. Jai1138 - January 28, 2009

Oh, and T’Pring! How could I forget Arlene Martel!

18. G-$ - January 29, 2009

1. T’Pol
2. 7 of 9
3. K’Ehleyr (Suzie Plakson )

http://sheryl.org/images/trek/women/tng/kehleyr004.jpg

19. Rastaman - January 29, 2009

Christian Trekkie:

“Doesn’t anybody here find this article to be sexist and another attempt of idealizing women? It’s a sin under the Catholic Church’s teachings. I originally thought Star Trek was suppose to represent a world that has overcome prejudice, adultery, injustice, etc.”

So the Catholic Church says “idealizing women” is a sin, eh? Something about the VIRGIN Mary comes to mind. No “idealizing” going on there at all . Catholic morality is sexually oppressive. Even consensual sex in a loving relationship is a damning damning sin if you’re not married. What is the logic in that? Highly illogical.

One thing that Star Trek most certainly is NOT is an exemplar of equality among the genders. Star Trek has been objectifying women ever since Kirk learned to tie his boots in The Original Series: SEX!!!

Is “idealizing” Star Trek a sin as well? I’ll bet the Catholic Church says so. “Idol”-izing most CERTAINLY is. And what Trekkie doesn’t idolize Star Trek … sinner.

20. Brad - January 29, 2009

Ugh, further proof that UGO knows nothing…

Kes shouldn’t even be on the list. She’s what? like 5 years old?? You bunch of Trekkie pedophiles you!! Kes always freaked me out. I’m not sure if it was the character or the actress who portrayed her, but she was the one character on Voyager I could live without. She wasn’t always bad, but sometimes she just made my skin crawl.

Marina Sirtis, I love ya, but I still think Seven or T’Pol should have been figthing for first place. I mean, come on!!

21. ME - January 29, 2009

no.5 have you ever seen an episode of the original series? or the later ones for that matter. Personally I love Seven of Nines “functional” catsuits.

“Please sit and entertain me…”

22. Dan - January 29, 2009

Am I the only one who’s intelligence was insulted with 7of 9 being on Voyager, and Tipol on Enterprise. Alot of the female love interests on The Next Generation were so sexy and revealing, or just the perfect doting/ affectionate women. On the 60′s Star Trek the women were just sex objects. Now we see Uhura in the new Star Trek movie taking her shirt off, she’s ever so cute in her short skirt and make up and pretty ear rings. I’m all for attractive women but do they have to be barbie dolls or silicone. It looks like women in the future are hot as hell!

23. John Luke Picker - January 29, 2009

Oh, come on:
a) Hoshi Sato is definately the TRUE hottie of ENT
b) They should have left out T’Pol completely…
c) What? No Famke Janssen? No Barbara Luna? Andrea the Android only 13th ???

24. ety3 - January 29, 2009

How could they leave out Dr. Noel?

And NONA? Holy crap. She was wearing leather pants and a fuzzy halter top. What the hell?

25. Harry - January 29, 2009

1 – Mirror Hoshi (the Empress!)
1 – Mirror Ezri
3 – Seven of Nine
4 – Mirror T’Pol
3 -The 1960s. I can’t choose.

26. Spock - January 29, 2009

The yeoman on Shore Leave is probably the only one that’s made me feel like rutting my TV set.

27. screaming satellite - January 29, 2009

ok HERES my top 5

1. Rand (i hope Rand has a cameo in the new film)
2. Andrea (What are Liitle Girls Made of)
3. Yeoman Mears (Galileo 7)
4. Romulan Commader (Enterprise Incident)
5. Marlena Moreau (Mirror Mirror)

yep all TOS women…no room for any from TNG etc in the top 5 im afraid.

sorta OT but regarding Saavik…the grissom/genesis scenes in Star Trek III would have been alot more powerful and awesome had Kirsty Alley been cast again (instead it looks like she went off to do Runaway)…theres something about recasting a character when everyone else is there again that upsets the flow of the sequel (also see The Dark Knight to a certain extent)…plus having alley as saavik in Trek VI instead of Valrius (as was the original intention) wouldve made a whole bunch of sense…

28. fred - January 29, 2009

I recently devoted a blog entry to Uhura, so you know where my loyalties lie. She’s #1 in my book!

29. The Gorn Identity - January 29, 2009

WHAT? No Marlena Moreau from “Mirror, Mirror”? That woman was straight up GORGEOUS. When it comes to hotties TOS is where it’s at.

30. Harry Seldom - January 29, 2009

Thank the GBOTG, there’s no accounting for taste. To each his/her own, although for myself, Jadzia is in a class of her own.

There really need to be at least a couple of lists. Is it fair to compare a one-shot guest character to someone we really get to know?

And speeking of one-shots, don’t forget the Scalosian Queen (from “Wink of an Eye” — rotten episode, pretty lady).

- Harry

31. Andrew - January 29, 2009

Actually, wasn’t it the team that later went on to become Pixar who did the computer graphics in TWOK?

32. Jordan from UGO - January 29, 2009

Hello fellow Trek enthusiasts.

What better way to evoke IDIC than to quibble over the list of Hot Star Trek Babes – or to be a little more PC about it, attractive (often) Human Females.

Dr. Helen Noel and Kamala are definitely notable and if the list were longer, they’d definitely be on there – but these were the names that stuck me. It is entirely a first person thing. Harry Seldom put it nicely in his comment –

“There really need to be at least a couple of lists. Is it fair to compare a one-shot guest character to someone we really get to know?”

He is a wise man. But he should check my list more closely – the Scalosian Queen is buzzing around on there.

33. Brett Campbell - January 29, 2009

I have never found Troi hot.

How about Sherry Jackson from “What are Little Girls Made of?”

Helen Noel is definitely much hotter that Troi.

And definitely Barbara Luna in “Mirror, Mirror.”

34. Samrock83 - January 29, 2009

This list is crap.

You’ve all made great points. And Barbara Luna – wow.

What about Carol Marcus? Anyone? Anyone?

And the chick from Space Seed?

Oh well.

35. Brett Campbell - January 29, 2009

Oh … mustn’t forget Jill Ireland in “This Side of Paradise.”

36. frederick - January 29, 2009

We can’t leave out Kelinda from “By Any Other Name.”

37. frederick - January 29, 2009

And I really don’t see how any teachings of the Catholic church relate to anything in the original series. it’s not like the producers consulted the Pope on his idea of the future or how everyone should be there.

38. Sam Belil - January 29, 2009

Okay my turn by FAR in the top 2 in terms of pure HOTNESS

1-Nona
2-Marlena Moreau

3-Ariel Shaw (Court Martial)
4-Mirror Hoshi
5-Mirror T’Paul
6-Marta (Yvonne Craig)
7-Terri Hatcher in STNG episode
8-Helen Noel
9-Slave Girl from Bread & Circus
10-Lt. McGyvers — great sex appeal
11-Lt. Piper (greeted Kirk, Spock & McCoy in the opening scene of the “The Menagerie”
12-Picard’s on/off again girlfriend began with a V — just can’t remember her name — Vash???? VERY SEXY!!!!
13-Lita
14-Tonia Barrows
15-The blonde Lt. who got it w/Chekov in “The Apple”

NEXT…

39. asylumjn - January 29, 2009

yes, the exclusion of mirror Hoshi is most definitely blasphemous.

40. Mike Ten - January 29, 2009

#12 Lennier, I am glad that finally someone else agrees with me that Major Kira looks hot in a starfleet uniform.

I also think 7 of 9 and T-pol looked better in a starfleet uniforms than in the catsuits. I guess it leaves more to the imagination or I just have a thing for women in uniform ;)

41. William Kirk - January 29, 2009

My TOP 3:

Nr. 1 Dr. Helen Noel
Nr. 2 Ishara Yar
Nr. 3 Caithlin Dar

42. captain shroom - January 29, 2009

Dudes, how can Uhura not top the list every time? Nichelle invented sexy.

Shame on you Trekkers!

43. Lope de Aguirre - January 29, 2009

Top Trek babes:

1. T’Pau (ENT)
2. Mirror Hoshi (ENT)
3. Ezri (DS9)
4. T’Pol (ENT)
5. Saavik (STII)
6. Kilana (DS9)

44. Boozba - January 29, 2009

1.7 of 9
2.T,Pol
3.All of the green girls in the Trek universe.

45. franbro - January 29, 2009

Where’s Nona…?

And Deanna # 1…?!?!?!

no

46. Steve - January 29, 2009

I don’t believe I’ve seen her mentioned yet, but Odona from “The Mark of Gideon” was beautiful.

… but then again, every TOS guest actress was haha.

47. 1701 over Gotham City - January 29, 2009

TROI!!!?!?!?
Padded hips and bust, a wig, and contacts. Not my first choice. or 10th

Noel certainly has to be on the list, and may be top 5 for me.
Julie Newmar, despite the hideous outfit and padded belly, would also be in top 5.

48. AJ - January 29, 2009

Poor Ruth from “Shore Leave”, better known as “…..RUTH!….” never made a list here.

Vina is my top babe, in any color. “Let me finish!”

49. Sam Belil - January 29, 2009

#45 — check my listing in post 38, she is my top #1. In my opinion NO other ST babe OOOZED such sexuality the way SHE DID!!! She was just SICK HOT!!!!!

50. Lioncourt - January 29, 2009

I realize I”m a minority, but Robin Curtis’s Saavik will always be #1 for me. Everything about her in that role, and that character in general, is just perfect.

51. JakeyJedi - January 29, 2009

Where’s Dr Pulaski????:-)

52. Felix Sulla - January 29, 2009

Whoever compiled that list has either never seen a bunch of TOS episodes, or else, has highly illogical taste. Troi is a beauty to be sure, but at number one? No Tonia Barrows on the list anywhere? The absence of Dr. Noel has been noted, rightly, by many, as has the absurdly low ranking of Andrea the android.

Other unconscionable absences:

Mira Romaine
Marla McGivers
The Kelvans Kelinda and Drea

This list is shamefully incomplete: I am of the opinion that just about any single TOS season has more galactically gorgeous women than any four seasons of the rest of the series put together.

53. Colonel West - January 29, 2009

Ah the memories…. as far as i remember i think i had my first…… crush on Deanna Troi, TNG was in it’s first run when I hit puberty, lol.

I only had a quick scan of the thread and another one not mentioned so far I think is Iman in TUC. David Bowie is one lucky dude. I’m actually watching it on dvd now.

Also Lursa and B’Tor, purely for the fact they would absolutely annihilate you. ;)

54. Chesty - January 29, 2009

Christian Trekkie, lighten up and GET A LIFE!

55. WVtrekker - January 29, 2009

Nice to see the tolerance levels so high today. If you choose not to believe as Christian Trekkie does, fine. But lighten up yourselves.

56. WW - January 29, 2009

I’ve always had a thing for Yeoman Barrows (Shore Leave) and Yeoman Rand (especially in Charlie X), but my ultimate Trek babe is Vina (The Cage). She was so beautiful.

57. Richard Martin - January 29, 2009

What about the Vorta chick from The Ship?????????????????
Kira Neyres in Starfleet uniform and ZIYAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hould be top!

Empress Sato s

Not Troi at the top, and no T’pol and 7 of 9.

ChristainTrekkie, shut up.

58. AirForcePA - January 29, 2009

#5 and all the rest…

You all have forgotten the biggest lesson taught to us by Trek. That is essentially tolerance of every race, RELIGION, species, creed or home planet. How can you all bash Christian Trekkie in the name of a show that promotes religious tolerance and freedom?

And as for Christian Trekkie, I am a Christian myself. I have studied the Catholic faith as well as many other denominations in Christianity. I think that there is a danger of idolizing women, but I think Trek is far from that.

Trek set out to show the beauty of both men and women. It put women in powerful positions while allowing them to still have families and be sexually attractive. If that isn’t a testament to God’s perfect design of mankind, I don’t know what is.

God designed us in his likeness. Men and women can be both attractive and productive members of society. I don’t think this article “idolizes” women, but rather showcases the beauty that God has blessed us with. If God wanted women to be ugly and not pleasing, he would have created them all that way. He wants us to admire his work, but not lust after them.

I agree this article does border on lust, but as a Christian, you can appreciate the beauty while guarding your heart through prayer, scripture reading and a group of core Christian friends that can keep you accountable with your thoughts and emotions.

AND SHAME ON YOU ANTHONY! You let a tirade of people Christian bash, but the second someone makes a political comment, you shut a post off in the name of TREK! I appreciate what you do on this site, but the rules for posting are definitely not CANON!

When free speech is trampled on, we all lose.

59. Holger - January 29, 2009

I could more or less agree with this list, except for… Counselor Troi #1!?!?! Geeee, you gotta be kiddin’ me. No way!

But I was glad the obvious fan favorite Seven of Nine didn’t make #1. I think I’d have chosen Ro Laren or Andrea for #1.
And where’s Tasha Yar?

60. Captain Pike - January 29, 2009

Lets see. Just of the top of my head…

Susie Plakson as Dr. Selar was very memorable.
Susan Oliver as Vina in “The Cage”
Majel Barrett as Number One in “The Cage”

And Nichelle as Uhura. No question she’s the #1 “Trek Babe”.

61. Sam Belil - January 29, 2009

Hey #52, please check my list in post #38 I include them Barrows and Lt. McGyver in my top 15, FYI ….

1-Nona
2-Marlena Moreau

3-Ariel Shaw (Court Martial)
4-Mirror Hoshi
5-Mirror T’Paul
6-Marta (Yvonne Craig)
7-Terri Hatcher in STNG episode
8-Helen Noel
9-Slave Girl from Bread & Circus
10-Lt. McGyvers — great sex appeal
11-Lt. Piper (greeted Kirk, Spock & McCoy in the opening scene of the “The Menagerie”
12-Picard’s on/off again girlfriend began with a V — just can’t remember her name — Vash???? VERY SEXY!!!!
13-Lita
14-Tonia Barrows
15-The blonde Lt. who got it w/Chekov in “The Apple”

62. WVtrekker - January 29, 2009

Hey AirForcePA, very well said! Part of being tolereant is to “agree to disagree.”

63. Holger - January 29, 2009

Oh my! I didn’t read through the thread at first, just posted what I think about the top 37 list, as I was invited to do.
And what do I find on a second look? Another debate about clashing opinions, this time religious ones. (First of all, I very much doubt claim #5 can be substantiated by Catholic canon law, but that’s not the issue.) What is it with you people? Can’t you just relax a bit? (And I mean both sides!) This here is a STAR TREK site, which would imply, I had thought, that this is a site more or less for entertainment.
This top 37 list is not in violation of civil or Catholic law, so if you find it distasteful, don’t look at it. And if you find it distasteful that someone finds the list distasteful for religious reasons, don’t look at his or her post.

End of debate on my part.
I’m sorry I paradoxically had to participate in the debate in order to state that I find the debate pointless and out of place here, but such is logic.

64. Felix Sulla - January 29, 2009

#61: Yes, I saw your list and approved of it, particularly re: its inclusion of Barrows and McGivers. (Am I the only one, however, who thinks the Kelvan women should be ranked?) I was simply adding my two cents on the the “top” women issue and noting my opinion that TOS leaves every other iteration in the dust as far as the interstellar quality of its female casting choices. ;-)

65. Felix Sulla - January 29, 2009

By the way, if anyone wants a good resource re: the female characters from TOS, this link seems to address nearly all of them:

http://allyourtrekarebelongto.us/toswomen.htm

66. Capt Mike Of The Terran Empire - January 29, 2009

Ok. In my Universe. The Hottest is The Intendent Kira. Then theres Jadzia. She is a Hottie. and then theres Uhurah and then thers The Empress Hoshi Sato. They are the Hottest Women of the Terran Empire and of this Puny Universe.

67. MirrorHoshiFTW - January 29, 2009

Um, actual correct list of hottest girls in star trek is as follows:

1. Dr. Pulaski – nothing hotter than a new cast member you can’t stand
2. Tasha Yar – just sigh
3. Ashley Judd – any girl that falls for Wesley is the ultimate fail
4. Capt Hernandez (NX-02) – this is the best that Archer could do? Kirk bangs every piece of ass in the quadrant and this is what Archer ended up with?
5. Helen Rozhenko – this chick was so ugly she gave birth to WORF!

68. Closettrekker - January 29, 2009

“Will no one stand up for Star Trek V? It isn’t exactly a good movie, but it isn’t awful either.”

Um…I beg to differ.

And he goes on to say that Caithlin Dar offers insight into Romulan culture…Ok. I thought that hers (that of the actress) was a particularly awful performance, and one of the film’s worst casting choices.

No Marlena Moreau? Are you kidding me?

And Troi as #1?

I know this is subjective as it gets, but come on…

Ok. That might be harsh. But he can keep his list. I’ll stick with mine.

69. Arnaldo - January 29, 2009

Star Trek also finds itself in the 25 Worst Special Effects of All Time on the same site:

http://www.denofgeek.com/movies/167741/top_24_worst_special_effects_of_all_time.html

70. Jamie - January 29, 2009

How could Varis Sul not be on that list? (DS9: the Storyteller)

Hottest Trek babe ever!
http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Image:Varis_Sul.jpg

As for the “sexism” issue. What is sexist about making a list of beautiful girls? Could someone please explain how that is sexist? Also, I’m not quite sure how the list is “idealising” women, or what is wrong with doing that anyway. Any woman who wears makeup, or looks in a mirror is “idealising” herself. How is trying to look good wrong? How is paying people a compiment on their looks wrong? Please explain.

I am a Christian myself, although I have no interest in the teachings of the Catholic Church. I only follow the teachings of the Lord Christ Jesus and his apostles, as written in The Bible. If a Christian wants to avoid sin, they should read The Bible for themselves and follow Jesus’ teachings, not just blindly take orders from some overbearing religious organisation rooted in centuries of corruption, sexism and pagan rituals.

71. Closettrekker - January 29, 2009

How did this devolve into religion?

It’s a list of beautiful girls—-something Star Trek has always had in abundance!

“You’re the Captain’s woman…until he says you’re not!”

72. I am not Herbert - January 29, 2009

Mirror Marlena Moreau is THE HOTTEST Star Trek WOMAN!! (IMHO) ;-)

SMOKIN’ HOT!!!

Mirror Hoshi & Mirror T’Pol & the “Enterprise” Orion Slave Girls are pretty damn hot too!!

The Women! indeed…

73. Sam Belil - January 29, 2009

#68 — MY BAD, add her to my top 15 and make top 16. She was just insanely sexy!!!! I’f I’m not mistaken she was acutally a local tv-news reporter in Hawaii ….

74. I am not Herbert - January 29, 2009

70. Jamie:

“If a Christian wants to avoid sin, they should read The Bible for themselves and follow Jesus’ teachings, not just blindly take orders from some overbearing religious organisation rooted in centuries of corruption, sexism and pagan rituals.”

This should be applied by Protestants as well, IMHO.

75. BBY1500 - January 29, 2009

No Orion Vina?

A damned shame.

76. SPOCKBOY - January 29, 2009

Dianna Troi?
Are you kidding me?
The woman looks like Dustin Hoffman for god’s sake! LOL

TOS definitely wins on the uh……er…….Hot-o-meter.

: )

77. I am not Herbert - January 29, 2009

also… how ’bout Persis, Dr. Soong’s hot “Augment” from “Enterprise”?

…talk about genetic perfection…!

78. I am not Herbert - January 29, 2009

Nona? a little too crazy for me, but you know what they say about the crazy ones… ;-)

79. schmedeman - January 29, 2009

I’ve only seen two people mention Vina. What a shame. She was hot hot hot.

80. Sam Belil - January 29, 2009

#78 — Yes Crazy — I LIKE, I LIKE.
Lets face it NONA — no other ST babe oozed raw sexuality in its purest form like her. Every nook and cranny of that amazing figure (not to mention her stunning face) cannot be denied!!!!

81. blinded by the fright - January 29, 2009

this guy is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY off. he picked mostly the plainest looking women on the whole 42 years of the series. there were about 8 who were actually actractive. the rest were QUITE plain. this is why not everyone should have access to writing. it really ruins it for the rest of us who know what the h-e double hockeysticks we’re talking about

82. SPOCKBOY - January 29, 2009

#80)
I agree Sam.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/spockboy/NEW-7.jpg

83. Craptain Amerika - January 29, 2009

There needs to be a list of hottest men of Star Trek. I demand equal opportunity objectification! Haha.

Here’s my off the top of my head list, which is by no means exhaustive or in any particular order:

Captain Pike

Wesley Crusher (hey, I was younger than him at the time, and he was my first TV crush)

David Marcus

Jake Sisko

Benjamin Sisko, once he shaved his head and grew the goattee

Jean-Luc Picard, the sexiest old man ever

Harry Kim

James Kirk, in the original series, and the new movie (*drool*)

Hikaru Sulu (sorry Mr. Takei, but I’m talking about John Cho, *drool – again*)

Pavel Chekov (again, with all apologies to Mr. Koenig, but I’m talking about Anton Yelchin. Yum Yum.)

Spock, original and new

And, although I watched hardly any of it because it was an AWFUL show, I feel obliged to include someone from Enterprise, so I guess it’s Trip Tucker.

84. Jerry Seward - January 29, 2009

Beauty IS in the eye of the beholder….

85. richpit - January 29, 2009

What about the Horta mother? Talk about “HOT”!! Melting rock hot!

86. Holger - January 29, 2009

59, 63, 68, 71: Closettrekker and I in complete agreement, wow! ;-)

87. Mazzer - January 29, 2009

Agh, I hate those lists where you’ve gotta click through dozens of pages to see the top picks. EW does that all the time… clearly to throw as many ads at you as they can.

Anyhow, Yoshi in Enterprise has to be one of my favs. That hideous 60s makeup on all the women kind of killed any yearnings I might have had for the TOS babes. But Dianna Troy in her heyday has to be up there… before she gave up playing Troy and just played herself (Marina S).

88. Holger - January 29, 2009

87: A little correction: Her name is Hoshi, not Yoshi.

Trivia: Hoshi is Japanese for “star”, which I find kinda nice since Nyota (as in Nyota Uhura) is Suaheli for “star”, and both women are communications officers. (And anyone noticed that in ENT you have a black male helmsman and a Japanese female comm officer, whereas in TOS you have a Japanese male helmsman and a black female comm officer?)

89. Sam Belil - January 29, 2009

#82- Spock Boy — you just gave me a major cardiac arrest (BUT worth it!!!) I believe that she was played Nancy Kovaks (Novaks). My G-d, I almost forgot just how INSANELY RIDICULOUSY HOT she was. Sorry gentlemen, no other ST babe comes close!!!! Where did you find that photo???? Okay, I’m taking a cold shower now and will log back on later on tonight!!!! Poor Tyree — he needed one of those herbs to get excited……

90. Jefferies Tuber - January 29, 2009

Khan has to be #1 on the Male list.

People putting Hoshi on the list bewilders me. A loose-fitting jumpsuit is not the kind of sexuality I grew up with.

91. Jefferies Tuber - January 29, 2009

And I never got a hit off of 7 of 9. She was wayyy too plastic and Ryan’s acting was ridiculous.

92. Holger - January 29, 2009

91 Jefferies Tuber: It was all too obvious that B&B created Seven to sex up a lame show, nothing else.

93. The Rusted Robot - January 29, 2009

Andrea the Android was definitely the most beautiful of all the Trek women.

94. Rick - January 29, 2009

CAROLYN PALAMAS (actress Leslie Parrish) from Who Mourns For Adonais???

95. I am Kurok! - January 29, 2009

I absolutely love “vintage” TOS hotties….

96. Jefferies Tuber - January 29, 2009

We need TrekHottie trading cards… or playing cards.

97. JeFF - January 29, 2009

That list is sooo off… of course, mine is better:

1.) Marlena Moreau (Sorry… but she’s just HOT in any decade… wow!)
2.) T’Pol
3.) Nona (Yeah, leather and fur… and a not-so-subtle orgasm?)
4.) Andrea (What are Little Girls Made Of? Uhh… Roger sure knew!)
5.) Mirror Ezri (Totally hot version of her perky mirror self)
6.) Beverly Crusher (Seemed to get better looking each season)
7.) Helen Noel (Smart hottie!)
8.) Caroline Palamas (Another smart hottie!)
9.) Uhura (The ultimate red skirt gal!)
10.) Miramanee (spelling?)
11.) Lark Voorhees (Yeah… Lisa from Saved by the Bell in DS9!)
12.) Antonia Barrows (Don Juan had nothin on McCoy!)

98. Closettrekker - January 29, 2009

#86—”Closettrekker and I in complete agreement, wow! ;-)”

Had to happen sooner or later!

99. JamfoFL - January 29, 2009

Dang… a whole article and 95+ posts and not one mention of Angelique Pettyjohn as Shahna the drill Thrall from “The Gamesters of Triskelion?”

I can’t imagine anyone not wanting to be her drill partner…

100. Bren - January 29, 2009

“9. Just a Fan – January 28, 2009

Don’t try to frighten us with your sorcerer’s ways, Christian Trekkie. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the true meaning of Star Trek, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the fun in lists of hot women”

Quoted for making me soil my pants laughing!

Hehehe… Christian Trekkie, there’s an oxymoron if ever I saw one.

101. Closettrekker - January 29, 2009

#99—There was always something strange about her look to me, and far beyond her hair color. It was something around the eyes that bothered me.

102. I am not Herbert - January 29, 2009

99: Yeah, couldn’t get past the “troll doll” hair…

103. starfall42 - January 29, 2009

I did like the mention of Colt from “The Cage”. The Keeper did say she has “unuuuusually strong female drives.”

104. Closettrekker - January 29, 2009

#102—Yep.

#103—A hit in any league!

105. Brett Campbell - January 29, 2009

85 – Good one!

106. Lt. Bailey - January 29, 2009

No two people are going to agree on a list like this.

While I may choose T’Pol, Ensign Ro, Troi, etc. I will bet a lot would disagree even to the order I wrote here. Of course, I could list out all the Trek women, even the Andorian females from Enterprise and it would not be Ok for others.

Regardless of the list here or any one elses list, my number one, top pick, queen of the hill goes to my wife in her red TOS costume with her boots. A site to behold…. beats Mirror T’Pol in blue dress!

107. Herbert - January 29, 2009

we do not reach

108. Another Q - January 29, 2009

“Stella?”

“Hartcort Fenton Mudd! Why you…..”

“SHUT UP!”

Sorry folks, Stella did it for me. I’m glad there’s
500 or more of her out there.

109. Lennier - January 29, 2009

I totally forgot a vital Trek woman in my top 5, so I’m reposting it as a top 6.

1. Lola Chrystal
2. Marla McGivers
3. Beverly Crusher
4. Anastasia Komananov
5. Lisa
6. Kira Nerys in a Starfleet Uniform

110. Chadwick - January 29, 2009

First off, apologies to any female bloggers here, as we male’s ooze with testosterone at these lovely doe’s

Dr. Helen Noel was smoking hot! Dont get me wrong, Jerry Ryan is also smoking hot but in a barbie doll way, a little TOO perfect. There is a sultry dimener that most brunets can pull of that blonds cannot, not always but 80% of the time.

There are plenty of talented women in the Star Trek universe worthy of going to war over, but I am going to keep it to a top 5

When it comes to female characters my faves are

#1 Jolene Blalock as T’pol (hands down Jolene was the hottest woman on Star Trek, dear lord it made us all want to mate with a vulcan woman.)

#2 Marianna Hill as Helen Noel (brunets always win hands down)

#3 Persis Khambatta as Lt. Ilia (hands down the most sexy bald woman I have ever seen)

#4 Jerry Ryan as 7 of 9 (mmm 7 of mine)

#5 Cathie Shirriff as Valkris (she shows me her Genesis data files ill show her mine)

Honorable metions go to

Kaitlin Hopkins as Kilana the Vorta (yes she does have incredible milk bladders)

Beth Toussaint as Ishara Yar (can you say camel toe, I can, CAMEL TOE, I love that scene)

Nana Visitor as Kira Nerys (cute nose ridges, and that parallel universe tight costume, ‘mmmmm parallelicious’

Suzie Plakson as K’Ehleyr (can bust my bones any day)

Chase masterson as Leeta (can crank my dabo any day)

111. Capt. Jax. - January 29, 2009

#5 Don’t call yourself a Christian, Christian’s follow Christ, not the
Pope. You are a Catholic. Don’t offend true followers of Christ by calling yourself a Christain.

You say we shouldn’t idolize women, but you pray to Mary?

112. MistySteele - January 29, 2009

@106 Awwwww!

Being female, my judgment here is a bit more, eh, objective, but I’d put Kira Nerys higher on the list. She was so pretty in the scene of the finale where she was saying goodbye to Odo.

Okay, now we need a similar list but with men :)

113. Balok - January 29, 2009

1. Helen Noel
2. Madeline Rhue

What about Grace Lee Whitney?

114. Balok - January 29, 2009

Forgot one:

1. Helen Noel
2. Madeline Rhue
3. Lt. Piper

115. Canon Schmanon - January 29, 2009

Marta is only #31! Holy Krap! She should be in the top five!

#5 – zzzzzzzzzzzz

116. T Drake - January 29, 2009

1-Tonia Barrows
2-Ezri Dax
3-ANY of the Orion girls from Enterprise
4-Leeta
5- Savik (Curtis TWOK)

117. C.S. Lewis - January 29, 2009

Re the many lashings against #5, Christian Trekkie

I recognize many unbelievers (or even secret believers or “I don’t want to” believers) act out on deep, intense hurts in their lives, and the Christian church is an easy target for such acting out.

(Christians do not believe in retribution. We strive to turn the other cheek, and bless them that curse us, and other similar virtues. Unfortunately, it sometimes attracts bullies.)

So I ask you please to consider a saying of Christ that surely applies,

“Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother’s eye.”

— (from the Authorized or King James bible, sort of a “TOS” of the English bible).

As for Christians that behave badly… all men are fallible – we’re made that way at the factory. This is why we must strive to love and forgive one another even as our Lord did us.

This way fo life is in complete accordance with the values of Star Trek, in all its incarnations!

Sincerely,
C.S. Lewis

118. Anthony Pascale - January 29, 2009

I am not sure how this turned into a whole religious war…but lets just quit it ok…no more sniping at eachothers belief systems

119. Captain Labia - January 30, 2009

Well,

Hardcall, but all chicks in camel-toe leotards uniforms push my buttons…

120. Schiefy - January 30, 2009

Just a reminder to all Trek fans, Christian and non-Christians alike…Gene Roddenberry received an award from the American Baptists for extolling Christian values in Star Trek! Oh, and he received this recognition at the same time Roy and Dale Evans Rogers were honored for their work as well.

Although Gene was hardly a saint in any Christian sense he was certainly willing to accept praise in the true Trek spirit from those filled with the Holy Spirit. So, in support of Anthony’s request and in honor of Gene’s example, and as a follower of Christ I would ask we all agree to respect the infiinite diversity in our in infiinte combinations as designed by the Creator.

121. Chris M - January 30, 2009

A worthy attempt at listing the hottest babes in Star Trek! I don’t agree with all of their choices and certainly can’t understand the decision to list Deanna Troi at number 1! 7 of 9 (while the obvious choice) would be be my number 1! And I agree where is Dr. Helen Noel?! Dagger of the Mind is def a favourite episode of mine just for her! Also missing is Yeoman Tonia Barrows from TOS episode Shore Leave?! Again she is one of the highlight of that episode!!

122. Brett Campbell - January 30, 2009

118 – Thank you, Anthony. There’s room for ALL in this forum and in the vision of the future embodied in Star Trek.

123. I am Kurok! - January 30, 2009

Helen Noel was absolutely the hottest TOS babe (I love that ‘classic ’60′s figure on her-how come 21st century gals don’t look like that?) It wasn’t just her look, but the way she carried herself: she just had this ultra-feminine seductive vibe about her: it played really well opposite Kirk’s testosterone-pumped persona.

Lt. McGivers (the Enterprise historian who later became Khan’s main squeeze) was a close second.

Then there was that absolutely captivating little gal who was the Captain’s woman in the mirror universe. . . .

Even when modern trek went retro, the gals were beautiful-remember in DS9 when Bashir met the gal on the original E who was possible his grandmother? And who could forget T’Pol in mirror universe garb and long blonde hair-yeouch!

They don’t have to all wear the starfleet mini’s and go-go boots, Yvonne Craig (of Batgirl fame) was the Orion girl killed by Capt Garth.

124. Of Bajor - January 30, 2009

How in the name of the Prophets did Ezri Dax only come in at No12?

Deanna Troi at No1???

Not for me Ronnie!

125. The Rusted Robot - January 30, 2009

You all forgot Tasha’s sister….Ishara Yar –w0w!

126. Johnny - January 30, 2009

My 2 cent. I find this Top 37 list lacking. Why is a cartoon figure on this list? There are also beauties like Barbara Luna, Sherry Jackson, Helen Noel and many others who aren’t on this list at all. I think i have a good judgment on beauty f.e. i am big fan of America Top Ten Model and i have successfully picked 5 out 11 winners and 2 runner up.
Please note i haven’t seen alI Trek episodes so i its hard for me to make my personal top 37 list.. So i am going to pick my top ten beauties from this list in no particular order
Robin Lefler, Marta, Ilia, Ishara Yar, Andrea, New Uhura Saldana, Saavik, Seven of Nine, Jadzia Dax, T’Pol
My Top 3 favorite are Jolene, Jeri & Ashley

127. DJ Neelix - January 30, 2009

Like some other before, my all-time favourite is Susan Oliver as Vina in The Cage/The Menagerie. That was one hot woman! (green or white)

128. Jamie - January 31, 2009

All these different lists…

It’s almost as though every man likes something different.

Highly illogical!

129. I am Kurok! - February 3, 2009

128. Jamie:

Infinite diversity in infinite combinations-the logic seems intact.

:-|

130. Jay - May 5, 2009

That’s why diversity is the spice of life…we all have our own preferences. I like sexy somewhat vulnerable Mediteranean type women. For me Marina was very sexy. There was a couple of seasons where she was just smokin’. Maybe some had better bodies..maybe others had attitude but SHE put it together and made it work. Yeah, she’ll do for me.
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131. SuperGaijin76 - March 27, 2010

I tried to look at that list but after a few entries, I got tired of having repeatedly to scroll down to see the next one. So possibly some of my choices aren’t on there…

But I want to make a special shout-out for Yeoman Tamura from “A Taste of Armageddon.” She looked adorable in her uniform, wasn’t wearing a bizarre wig, carried herself with dignity…

And was the only female character actually GIVEN a phaser and expected to do anything with it. Others wielded them, yes, but Yeoman Tamura was the only woman in any episode given a phaser by another character.

132. Geoffrey - June 9, 2010

No Rajiin?

Persis?

Sheesh

133. Stravsky - February 5, 2011

I really liked Janeway…but not in that sort of way. i thought she combined her feminity well with her role as captain of Voyager…I would certainly have given Jerry Ryan seven from Nine

134. Alex - May 15, 2011

I pretty much agree with the top 5 although my ranking would be:

1. Jadzia Dax (sexiest and coolest star trek girl)
2. Deanna Troi (my first crush)
3. 7 of 9
4. Uhura
5. Zarabeth

135. DartVader - May 19, 2011

Jadzia is No1 for me too. After that 7 of 9. Nothing else comes even close.

136. Captain Thor - April 2, 2012

Jadzia and Troi are my favorites.

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