In the last few days a few things have come across the desk at TrekMovie HQ which are a bit on the risqué side, but we still wanted to share them with you all. So tonight we have a special ‘After Dark’ feature, including a clips from Star Trek XXX, Mr. Skin taking a look at Star Trek celebrities, plus Star Trek corsets and new ST09 erotic fanfic.
[warning article contains adult themes]
Star Trek XXX
As we have reported before, Hustler has jumped on the Star Trek media buzz with the release of This Aint Star Trek XXX, a porn parody of the original Star Trek. You can watch the first four minutes and an additional clip online and to be honest, it doesn’t look that bad. The sets are pretty good and they seem to know their Trek, check it out.
Mr. Skin and Star Trek
And Mr. Skin (the site that keeps track of Celebs who take it all off), is also getting into the Trek thing, with a couple of new looks at the babes of Star Trek and scifi.
…and um…this girl
In a recent article we pointed out how lots of girl bloggers were talking Star Trek, but I can’t believe we missed this one from a girl from Japan.
Star Trek corsets!
How would you like to spice up your captain’s quarters? How about picking up a handmade Star Trek corset? Evening Arwen has corsets in engineering red, science blue and command gold. The Star Trek Corsets cost $200 and are custom made to size. Order them, and see more pictures at Evening Arwen.com.
Or would you prefer to go to a galaxy far far away?
Star Trek Movie erotic fan fic
The new Star Trek movie has only been out for a month but there are already hundreds of fan fiction stories at FanFiction.net. And of those 92 of them are rated M for mature. Most seem to focus on Uhura and Spock, but of course you get all sorts, including new Kirk and Spock hooking up. Here are just a few titles and descriptions:
Mine For The Taking by lalalamarieme
Captian James Tiberius Kirk is his own man, and will do as he pleases. Aimi Amelia Jenkins is the one woman that he can’t resist.
Primal » by window124
When Commander Spock and Cadet Uhura travel to a unexplored planet to find new Federation technology, the planet begins to awaken Spock’s primal urges.
Lose Control by adevotedreader
They had one night to discover each other. One night where it would be okay, but they had to remember that it was only for tonight.(Kirk & Spock)
The Definition of Desire » by IAmTheGrayArea
Kirk is shocked at how drawn he is to the Vulcan, Spock. So, he decides to make Spcok truly understand the definition of "desire."
Forgive me Father for I have sinned by Donna Dekaren
Spock as a Priest and Uhura’s naughty confession.
find more at fanfiction.net
I’ll be in my bunk
Well that’s it for our first ever edition of ‘TrekMovie After Dark’. Hope you liked it. If you are easily offended or this kind of thing bothers you, why did you open the article?
Schwing!
Ay carumba!
hmm… fascinating.
My god, Jim…..
So, is Japanese Star Trek Girl this year’s version of Obama Girl?
(Let’s hope so. :-) )
Oh My!
About those corsets: I wonder if Kirk would have requested similar attire for his lady friends at evening socials at his beachfront property on Wrigley’s Pleasure Planet.
It never hurts to ask, I say.
;-)
Kirk and Spock hooking up… I’m sorry but Spock would find that illogical. There is no reason for it and it does not assist in the logical aspect of sex: reproduction
Don’t forget Spockboy and Kelvington’s “Star Trek After Dark”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO9jvOyT1SU
Porn Kirk looks like Captain Archer!
That girl from Japan… I wasn’t sure it was a joke until I finally recognized the song at the end. Now that I know it’s a joke I feel a little less stupid for having watched the whole thing.
I would love to have one of those corsets but holy hell, the price!
So many sociological papers have been written about Trek, I’d be surprised if there isn’t some kind of treatise on possible sexual practices in the fictional 23d Century, which would probably be at least as strange to us today as some of the practices seen today would be to most of those who lived two centuries ago.
It’s like when I found my brother’s issues of “Grup!” Let us just hope K/S never stands for Keenser/Scotty…
I love Jayne. (Hence my name)
I’m getting a corset!
Also, K/S is the best!
Man I really needed a good laugh lol ok let’s see who pay attention what color was the girl from japan?? and if you guess black you were not looking at what I was looking at LOL. Trek porn lol you know they did a great job toa point lol
I didn’t think Kirk and Spock really had it going on together in the new movie but I’m more than willing to let the fanfic convince me otherwise. For scientific purposes, of course.
Fascinating indeed…
Katherine Janeway wouldn’t approve.
I’m a doctor, not a porn star!
Marina Sirtis and Denise Crosby (ugh!) in the top five???!!! Mr. Skin needs to watch a lot more Star Trek!
Nice corsets. But $200 is a bit pricey for something that I would more than likely tear off of a space babe.
Best article on this site in awhile!
In my best Sulu voice:
OH MY!
13.
Well they were cold and lonely on Delta Vega for months. Aw yeah, some Scotsman on creepy alien dwarf action. Finally.
The other thing is that once you’ve seen the nude decontamination in Star Trek: Enterprise (then named simply, “Enterprise”), all bets are off.
That scene, had it been only slightly hotter, actually might have earned it an “R” if it’d been in a movie. At the very least, a hard PG-13.
And that was during the uptight Bush Administration.
Say, that gives me an idea for a future article: (Putatively) unclothed scenes in Trek. That would include the aforementioned decon scene, that TNG scene with Lwaxana Troi, and possibly others that I might have forgotten. It could be expanded to include semi-unclothed scenes, as well.
With all the uncertainties in this world, it seems likely that the future will be more relaxed about matters of interpersonal intimacy and matters of clothing than ever before. Particularly with global warming and all….
:-)
Run it during Valentine’s Day 2010. :-)
Guess now we know what Scotty and Keenser was doing with that lone caged tribble now ….*shudders*
Those corsets look closer to the TNG designs to me, so that’d be command red and ops gold. :P (I wonder if they deliberately got the colours a little off just so people wouldn’t think they were Trekkies themselves, heh.)
First Trekmovie brings us the Quinto homo-interpreted video last week, now they bring us these x-rated videos this week. Come on Anthony and Matt, YOU GUYS ARE BETTER THAN THIS!!!
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Most of us would find any contact, sexual or otherwise, with those who lived two hundred years ago quite disgusting. PBS did an experiment a while back where they had volunteers living for a couple months as the early American colonists did (no modern technology). After only a week of deteriorating sanitation, the smell of the dirty colonists was unbearable for most of the film crew.
But the sexuality on display in Star Trek isn’t even remotely speculative. That’s part of the reason why this aspect of the mythos is so dreadfully dull. There’s nothing controversial or scandalous about it. Most of it is the usual juvenile, immature attitudes towards intimacy we see throughout American television and cinema. Exhibit A: “Let He Who Is Without Sin.” Far from being shocked, excited, or outraged – many European viewers simply shrugged and wonder why this episode even exists. Risa is positively puritanical compared to Berlin.
Star Trek has always copped out when it came to sexuality. Kirk was nothing more than a horny high schooler when it came to sex. It’s more than laughable today, and I can only stand it when I remind myself it’s nostalgia.
But then, most science fiction writers are lousy when it comes to writing about sexuality. Probably because few of them ever experienced the real thing :-)
Trek was almost always puritanical, until they were desperate for ratings, then suddenly T’Pol was throwing herself all over crewmates. It really should be embarrassing to any fan who is a mature non-virgin.
I’m legitimately curious as to whether “Spock” is immune….
I may have to investigate….
Sadly…..that’s the second Star Trek porn I’ve seen.
I didn’t watch the other. It was much too long. An actual episode length in fact which I must say impressed my slightly.
Fascinating.
Wow…
MMM GROK!
pft, what about the star trek kink meme? that’s what, fifteen thousand comments and 500 fic now?
…or, ah. so i hear.
Um, isn’t this all rather sexist?
23 – I could rant at you for a paragraph or two, but instead I’ll quote Anthony himself as he said it best:
“If you are easily offended or this kind of thing bothers you, why did you open the article?”
Point made.
Also, was anyone else wondering for a brief moment if, for “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX” they made their own sets, or just borrowed James Cawley’s?
It would be so much funnier if they *had* used JC’s sets…
^If those are sets they built and designed then they’ll give JC and the Phase II crew a run for their quatloos!
-cs™
Yum.
JJ — I hope you see what to add to the 2011 sequel. We’ll pop over the one billion mark yet!
PS– Odd, but Mr. Skin manages to make the sex in Trek seem… well, dull.
Best update yet.
30. I was just about to mention it. :D
Google ‘Star Trek XI kink meme.’ It’s a LiveJournal community. it’ll blow your mind.
(And yes, there actually IS Keenser/Scotty fic!)
To speak it out loud one more time:
Jolene Blalock is NOT the sexiest Star Trek Babe!
Slow news day? ;)
NIce article, though. :P
You know… This Ain’t Star Trek XXX looks better than most TOS 3rd season episodes…..
This Ain’t Star Trek XXX looks bloody hilarious! It’s exactly the right sort of parody, because they clearly know their Star Trek. The acting’s pretty good too!
Give me Kate Mulgrew over Denise Crosby any day!
No (Empress) Hoshi Sato/Linda Park? =/
40 + 41 – I’ve actually seen it, & if you ignore all the sex, it’s not a bad story.
Basically, the story is a twist on “Space Seed”, where they find the Botany Bay with Khan aboard. However, he’s carrying an infection that induces Pon Farr in *anyone*, regardless of their species. Also, instead of Khan traveling with fellow Augments, he has a female Vulcan & a woman who was overdosed with the Venus drug as a child.
As Dom said, they really do know their Trek! ;>))
Mmmmmmm…….my Pon Farr seems to be coming on a little earlier than usual……
Now, If I could just find my copy of “Sex Trek: The Next Penetration” LOL