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Watch Preview of Star Trek: The Next Generation Porn Parody – Actually SFW April 14, 2011

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Earlier this year TrekMovie reported that Star Trek: The Next Generation was getting a porn parody. Adult film maker Revolution X has now released a trailer for "Star Trek: The Next Generation: A XXX Parody" and it is actually safe for work. Watch it below, plus more details and images (also SFW).

 

Star Trek: The Next Generation – A XXX Parody .

Digital Sin’s The Star Trek: The Next Generation – A XXX TNG Parody DVD due in May will come with two disks, one regular version and one "party version". The "party" disk allows you to view the film without any of the adult content, with nothing in it above a PG-13 level. This means that Trek fans can watch the film just for the story, and in this case it is a story about the return of Tasha Yar. It even deals with the sci-fi/Star Trek concept of multiple universes.

Here is the official plot description:

While en route to Starbase 112, the Enterprise detects strange electromagnetic readings emanating from a barren M-Class planet. Upon further investigation, it is discovered that the source of energy is in fact a box containing Tasha Yar (India Summer), the long dead former Chief of Security of the ship, in cryosleep. Is she the real Tasha Yar? Is she a clone? Or is she something completely different?

Here is the new trailer

And yes, that is famed Jean Luc Picard impersonator Giles Aston who is playing Picard. However, Aston does not actually partake in any of the erotic portions of the film, he plays it straight as Picard. Here is an io9 set interview with Aston talking about why he joined the project.

According to Revolution X, they put a lot of effort into their TNG parody to ensure it worked as a Star Trek project. From their official release:

To cast “Star Trek: The Next Generation: A XXX Parody”, Revolution X placed equal weight on performers bearing a striking resemblance to the original actors, as well as performers with a rich knowledge of the “Star Trek” brand. The pitch-perfect cast includes: April O’Neil (Counselor Troi), Rocco Reed (Cmdr. Riker), Dana DeArmond (Ensign Ro), Kimberly Kane (Lt. Crusher), India Summer (Tasha Yar), Tyler Knight (Geordi ), Bobbi Starr (Dr. Leah Brahms), Xander Corvus (Lt. Cmdr. Data), Lee Bang (Lt. Worf) and Tim Cannon (security officer). In addition, a mainstream Patrick Stewart double named Giles was cast to play Captain Picard.

Many cast members were required to show up hours before the start of filming due to the intricate makeup needed to capture each character perfectly. The prosthetics used to transform Lee Bang into Lt. Worf took over three hours to apply each day. As a result of sex scenes as the android Data, Xander Corvus’ makeup covered his entire body.

Revolution X took the same care with its sets as it did casting, story, wardrobe and makeup. The Bridge was recreated as a full, 360-degree set taking up nearly the entire studio. Intricate models of the Starfleet were constructed for the movie. The Enterprise is modified slightly from the iconic ship known around the world due to copyright issues, but will still be recognizable to fans. After thorough research, Director Sam Hain and Director of Photography Eddie Powell shot the space sequences with the models in front of a green screen. The process precisely replicated the methods from the shows.

Here are some images

Star Trek: The Next Generation- A XXX Parody will be available on DVD May 5th.

 

 

Comments

1. James - April 14, 2011

Should keep me going for a few nights ;)

2. Alex - April 14, 2011

Doesn’t look any worse than some of the fan films out there. Though I regocnize neither porn nor parody in the trailer.

3. NCC-73515 - April 14, 2011

They even have Sela and Brahms, I’m impressed! Hoping for some Borg as well… ;D

4. pilotfred - April 14, 2011

the trailer looks good fans film shame its a porn

5. Jon - April 14, 2011

Finally! Star Trek film in which the Enterprise gets to fight with a Romulan Warbird. I’ve been waiting for that one for like 20 years.

6. DS9 Rocks - April 14, 2011

#2, really? you are hoping for some borg? come on.

7. Mystical.Digital - April 14, 2011

…I’m honestly shocked that this has a decent sounding plot, not great, but far far better than one would expect from a XXX parody. I mean, I would just have expected a normal porn with costumes and sets, not actual plot at all.

Also, at first glance you can mistake the Picard on the dvd cover for Patrick Stewart, which is a little unsettling.

8. Radioactive Spock - April 14, 2011

Actually looks well done. I’d check it out with or without it being porn.

9. Christopher Arnold - April 14, 2011

A strict warning to parents. If you have any kids who are fans of “Star Trek”, do not let them watch this, but at least be happy this is not part of the “Star Trek” canon. I know I am happy that it’s not canon because porn (which I do not watch, ever) and “Star Trek” do not mix.

10. James Heaney - Wowbagger - April 14, 2011

So wait. Wait, wait, wait. If James Cawley sells Star Trek New Voyages, Paramount slams him down, sues his pants off, and bye-bye Phase II. But if Mr. Cawley adds *porn* to his show, he can call it a “porn parody,” and then make as much money as he wants, expand his budget, and make Phase II even better? Because Phase II — and, for that matter, a *lot* of the fan films I’ve seen — are better acted, better produced, and better written than that trailer I just saw. (And if it weren’t a porno, I’d watch this movie!)

That is some *seriously* perverse incentives we’ve set up. Are any lawyers available to comment, or should I head over to my fan audio drama and start writing a pornographic scene into the next episode?

11. Ralph F - April 14, 2011

Beat the series to Blu-ray.

12. Deamer - April 14, 2011

By God, that doesn’t look like the worst thing ever. Doesn’t it make you wish they’d release some made-for-DVD original universe ST: TNG specials? Not… XXX versions, though.

About the film above:
Do you suppose all the haters will critique the “nacelles?”

13. MJ - April 14, 2011

Oh jeez, not this topic again…..

14. m1Abrams - April 14, 2011

I agree this actually looks good

15. Newman - April 14, 2011

haha yeah this does look good. I’d watch it!

16. Lt. Bailey - April 14, 2011

I saw the TOS parody of Space Seed… its impressive that they can get the sets to look like they are supposed to. The uniforms are close enough and Khans’ outfits looked very good. Production is very high in these or so it seems to me.

But that does make a very good question, why can’t we have some other direct to DVD Star Trek movies??? (besides porn ones, within reason)

I can’t wait to see what Harry writes!

17. Frederick, the Trek Scrapbook Guy - April 14, 2011

They should just ditch the porn and make real fan films!

18. Bob, The Evil Klingon Health Insurance Agent - April 14, 2011

How long before the “ample nacelles” thread starts.

19. xeos - April 14, 2011

in before uptight conservative trekkies tell us about how star trek is god’s vision and this is morally wrong

20. John in Chicago - April 14, 2011

Ha! That wasn’t sexy at all! It actually looks (save for the acting) like something I’d watch seriously. It’s just that you’d think they’d inject some sexuality into the preview, if only to get your heart racing in that way. I guess they’re so desperate to be taken seriously as filmmakers, they were reluctant to do that. That, or I’m just not in-tune with porn parody preview genre.

21. MikeTen - April 14, 2011

@ #6, those nacelles do look kind of “big” for a Galaxy class ship…. ;)

22. MikeTen - April 14, 2011

Sorry to double post, but how soon will it be till Paramount tries to sue them?
And it would be nice to have some Direct to DVD episodes, how could that hurt the movies since you have to buy it to watch it?

23. Commodore Mike of the Terran Empire - April 14, 2011

Ok. Can’t wait to see what Harry Ballz has to say about this. Some of the actors in this looks pretty close to the prignal. Picard and Ro look dead on. I just might get this. To see if they stick with Canon. lol.

24. Simon - April 14, 2011

#10 – Not in before the stereotyping.

As a conservative Trekker I find this parody…fascinating.

25. Tony Todd's Tears - April 14, 2011

Patrick Stewart will buy the first copy.

26. Commodore Mike of the Terran Empire - April 14, 2011

They should also do one based on Smallville and they can get Ericka Durance to play in that as well.

27. Aqua - April 14, 2011

This may be the first porn movie I didn’t get for the porn.

28. DS9 IN PRIME TIME - April 14, 2011

haha i cant wait to see this

29. Anthony Pascale - April 14, 2011

Correction on article: It is NOT coming to Blu-ray (box says “shot in HD” but the only HD versions will be possible future VOD in HD)

RE: lawsuit from Paramount
Apparently this is all covered by the parody laws. Both Hustler and DIgital Sin have been doing ‘porn parodies’ of all sorts of stuff, including the Star Trek Hustler porn from 2009.

30. Neumann - April 14, 2011

And Data gets a window! About time.

31. Keachick - April 14, 2011

Anthony – how come you can type “pron” with the correct spelling and not immediately have your post deleted before it even reaches the posting site and the rest of us can’t? I have misspelled that word for obvious reasons.

Very intriguing.

32. Bird Of Prey - April 14, 2011

Judging from the trailer, it seems more like a straight fan film (well, apart from the sex) rather than a parody.
In any case, the sets ect. apparently were made – (Caution, awful pun ahead!) – with love.

33. fansincesixtynine - April 14, 2011

Sorry. Just can’t see this as a positive thing.

34. osi - April 14, 2011

I am pretty sure there are some gay scenes in the movie. Almost all of the guys (except the Capt) sounds that way …

35. AdamTrek - April 14, 2011

Makes you wonder why we can’t use the P-word, yet the site promotes the very thing we can’t type out.

Illogical.

=A=

36. 4 8 15 16 23 42 - April 14, 2011

Makes me think of the hilarious Extras episode with Patrick Stewart, only interested in movies if there are naked women in them….

37. Cody - April 14, 2011

I am tempted just to get this for the plot.. naked women is a plus, but curious of the plot!

38. Captain Hackett - April 14, 2011

What do Captain Picard say to a female ensign who wants to make love to him?

ENGAGED! ;)

39. ensign joe - April 14, 2011

Wow.. I actually enjoyed that..

40. Captain Hackett - April 14, 2011

I guess we will finally see Data’s jewel. ;)

41. Drij - April 14, 2011

haha love the sunglasses.

42. Bearded Riker - April 14, 2011

I wonder what…Gene Roddenberry’s thoughts would be on this? Ha!

43. 4 8 15 16 23 42 - April 14, 2011

Maybe this film will correct the popular misconception that Data’s emotion chip is in his positronic brain… Noonien Singh wanted to make him like other men, and as we all know, male emotions are tied to their penises. ;-)

44. Dee - lvs moon' surface - April 14, 2011

#31.

Well… is what happens… when you have a HUGE SUCCESS… you’re parodied, right? … hmmm … like that!

I think Mr. Gene Roddenberry would face it with a sense of humor… I guess …

:-) :-)

45. Basement Blogger - April 14, 2011

Hey the plot to the spoof is better than Star Trek 2009. Bob Orci, I keeed. I keeed.

But thinking about the next Star Trek film, are we going to see a hot Spock-Uhura scene? Spock could use the secret Vulcan nerve pinch techniques. I keeeed. I keeeed. I know the joke is Kirk had sex with every female in the galaxy, but seriously are we going to see him get busy with them? How about Kirk with a female vampire alien to get the teenage “Twilight: crowd? Just remember Bad Robot, no old people sex. For that matter, no people over thirty. I keeeed. I keered.

46. MJ - April 14, 2011

I am going to do a parody of buying this trash. I am going to pre-order it online and put in the wrong credit card number….ha ha ha ha…they will think I am a paying customer when I won’t be on…a parody of a paying customer….ha ha ha!

47. MJ - April 14, 2011

You know its crap when it says “shot in HD” but it is only available in standard DVD resolution…I guess that would be a parody of high-definition viewing…ha ha ha!

48. MJ - April 14, 2011

Seriously though, in the PG-13 version with the story only, it sounds like they want for a typical Trek story? If that is the case then can they really classify it as a parody? If not, then these sleazebags may have just made the biggest legal mistake of their lives, because Paramount may be able to sue them since the parody label would not apply.

49. Red Dead Ryan - April 14, 2011

Alright, MJ, we get it. You don’t like the article. Just move on. And you must be Captain Neill’s long lost twin brother, with the flaming and repetitive postings!

50. MJ - April 14, 2011

OK, message received RDR. :-)

PS: You must admit though, Paramount might have a case here if the PG-13 is straight Trek….it would not be protected by the Parody argument.

51. Namrehs - April 14, 2011

#37 Thank you!

52. MJ - April 14, 2011

@39. No problem. I noticed it from the article when it mentioned the PG-13 version.

53. Namrehs - April 14, 2011

#38 My thanks were meant for you, typo. Sorry MJ

54. Deamer - April 14, 2011

This actually improves upon the real Enterprise D in a number of ways.

Aside from the “artificially big” nacelles controversy that’s sure to brew, the legit Enterprise D could have really used some office chairs with wheels like that. Could you imagine how much better the crash scene in ‘Generations’ would have been?

55. Magic_Al - April 14, 2011

If you can’t buy the PG-13 version separately then it’s just outtakes of the “parody” version. The “parody” industry is successful enough to afford lawyers. That’s why you don’t see specific trademarks such as the Starfleet arrowhead logo and the design of the Enterprise is changed.

The owners of the source material are in a no-win situation because suing would generate more publicity and cause more people to see the “parody”.

56. Chain of Command - April 14, 2011

………………………….

57. Gold Coast Rob - April 14, 2011

Isn’t the key question – “How do we get the Shat into this movie ?”

58. MJ - April 14, 2011

@46. Great idea….kill two birds with one stone by getting Shat in a new Trek movie here but not have him in Trek 2012…your are GENIUS, Gold Coast Rob!!!!!

59. Dr. Cheis - April 14, 2011

“The Enterprise is modified slightly from the iconic ship known around the world due to copyright issues, ”

Really? Same names, same costumes, same character histories, same fictional setting, same name, actor lookalikes, and it’s the SHIP that you had to change for legal reasons?

I must say though, I’m impressed. I’d actually buy this if I didn’t have a terrible fear of buying things online.

60. Amorican - April 14, 2011

>>46. Gold Coast Rob – April 14, 2011
>>Isn’t the key question – “How do we get the Shat into this movie ?”

Film it in Germany! I think the Japanese dig that as well.

61. matthias wieprecht - April 15, 2011

i am one of thos strange people who think, tng is like a holy grail. now they make a porn out of it. by jove… :/

62. ety3 - April 15, 2011

Looks like it has too much plot for my tastes.

63. Khan was Framed! - April 15, 2011

Blech…the only thing worse than fan films is porn with a plot!

Please do not follow with a Voyager parody: Kate Mildew makes my junk shrink!

64. Will - April 15, 2011

Makes you appreciate how the series costumes managed to stay wrinkle-free. And how much better the series wigs were compared to these. But it looks like a good fan-fiction story.

65. Harry Ballz - April 15, 2011

13.

Commodore Mike

what can I say? I enjoyed watching this trailer MORE than ALL of Nemesis!

66. Parody man - April 15, 2011

I reckon Roddenberry would’ve loved this!

In a private little war, didn’t he film Nuva was it? naked so that the censors would leave in other bits?

Star Trek seemed to get more and more ‘up tight’ with xes as the years rolled by.

@MJ, Spaceballs is probably the most famous parody. Paramount wont bother with this small-fry. Also, even if its played straight, lawyers would argue that the po-facedness was comedic parody.

67. Jack - April 15, 2011

wow, that would be a lot of makeup for dirty data.

68. Robert H. - April 15, 2011

Looks interesting without the XXX label.

69. Valenti - April 15, 2011

Looks like a pretty fun flick, to be honest.

70. Frederick, the Trek Scrapbook Guy - April 15, 2011

It looks like a straight-forward dramatic fan film with high production values! Most parodies, porn or not, are silly affairs full of stupidity. This hardly qualifies as a parody, does it?

71. rogue_alice - April 15, 2011

HOW EXACTLY DOES A PROJECT LIKE THIS GET A TREK LICENSE????????

72. Dac - April 15, 2011

57. It doesnt. By calling it a parody they can do what they want.

73. Dac - April 15, 2011

And as for this film, c’mon! Its actually a bloody good TNG story and it can’t be any worse than Sub Rosa.

74. CmdrR - April 15, 2011

India Summer. Mmmmm. (or so I’ve heard because the entire rest of the internet is NOT devoted to pourn) But, as a blonde?

It’s not bad lookin’. AdmrR occassionally gets after me to pick out somethin’ spicy and this could be fun. Not promising we’d make it to the end of the film, though….

75. Will_H - April 15, 2011

Concept wise it actually is pretty good, might have even been a good idea for a TNG episode had they kept it on the air longer.

76. SPOCKS PANTS - April 15, 2011

BRILLIANT………

I cant wait to show this to mom & dad they love they love Next Gen

77. Kevin - April 15, 2011

Wow… much higher budget than the one done in the ’90s (which I watched out of curiosity). This looks more like a fan film than a dirty movie. It looks like it was written by fans… that know what the heck they’re talking about….

So either there are some fans out there with some bizarre fantasies, or they made it a XXX movie because there’s enough money in the industry to make their script as long as there’s a lot of sex thrown into it.

78. Al - April 15, 2011

He looks like Picard and talks like Michael Caine

79. Scooter - April 15, 2011

Something new for the uniform wearing, role playing, basement dwellers to jack off too. Oh, happy day…

80. gingerly - April 15, 2011

“[The actor who portrays Picard] does not actually partake in any of the erotic portions of the film.”

Pssh, no use in watching it then.

81. gingerly - April 15, 2011

@63

“Curiosity” is that what they’re calling it, now? ;)

82. AJ - April 15, 2011

My gosh, it’s a fan production of TNG! The trailer makes it seem the film was done with a great deal of respect for the source material, PLUS we get some real action on board (Sorry JLP and Beverly, not you).

83. Chris Hinchley - April 15, 2011

Why does Picard sound like Dick van Chimney Sweep?

84. Bird Of Prey - April 15, 2011

Also, I guess Leah Brahms is only there so that Geordi can have some “action scenes” too. ;-)
(Wow. A porn parody that cares about plausibility within the established canon…)

85. Kweeg - April 15, 2011

Looks better than Nemesis

86. Bird Of Prey - April 15, 2011

Also, I guess Leah Brahms is only there so that Geordi can have some “action scenes” too. ;-)
(Wow. A p*rn parody that cares about plausibility within established canon…)

87. AJ - April 15, 2011

My gosh, it’s a fan production of TNG! The trailer makes it seem the film was done with a great deal of respect for the source material, PLUS we get some real action on board (Sorry JLP and Beverly, not you).

Hardly a parody, it’s not even funny. It’s a for-profit fan production. Good luck, guys.

88. Dr. Sevrin - April 15, 2011

I’m just surprised Wesley isn’t in it doing it with that Traveler man after they ran off together in the last season.

89. Harry Ballz - April 15, 2011

88.

Oh, they already did that one! What, you never saw Brokeback Milky Way?

90. Harry Ballz - April 15, 2011

I won’t rest until we get some GORN PORN!

91. AwesomeJohn22 - April 15, 2011

wow, too bad its a porno. this would be a great story otherwise.

92. Max - April 15, 2011

I’m watching this… just for laughs. Yeah, that’s my story and I’m sticking with it. I just said sticking.

93. MJ - April 15, 2011

@87 “Hardly a parody, it’s not even funny. It’s a for-profit fan production. Good luck, guys.”

Exactly. I see them including the separate DVD, which is not p0rn, as is standard Trek story, as obviously NOT a parody.

If (and it is a big if, as mentioned by a number of posters previously) Paramount wanted to sue, I think they really might have a case here. By making part of this package a non-p0rn for profit fan trek production, they are definitely pushing the legal envelope here.

94. Phil - April 15, 2011

38. Captain Hackett – April 14, 2011

Initiating docking procedures, Mr. Data……

95. Rico - April 15, 2011

Looks like it might be worth watching for other than the obvious reasons. ;)

96. Anthony L. - April 15, 2011

I think it’s awesome! I am totally fine with the pRon industry doing this. In fact I’d rather watch this as opposed to if the guys who make all of those Scary Movie type spoofs if they did one.

97. MJ - April 15, 2011

@94. Charlie Sheen concurs!

98. Gilberto - April 15, 2011

That’s in VERY bad taste. People will love it…

99. Rocket Scientist - April 15, 2011

Oh myyyyy!!

If you’re not into it (and I’m not), don’t watch it (and I won’t). But the very idea of it is rather amusing!

100. CarlG - April 15, 2011

I’ve never understood what audience these are for, really. Anyone who wants to watch it for the sexytimes is going to have to wade through indifferently acted “comedy” (cause you just know they’re hired for their thespian abilities… *snerk*), and anyone who wants to watch a fun spoof of Trek is going to get a side order of pRon they didn’t ask for….

101. James - April 15, 2011

“famed Jean Luc Picard impersonator Giles Aston who is playing Picard.”

WTF he sounds like Ricky Gervais not Patrick Stewart. Absolutely awful attempt.

102. MJ - April 15, 2011

@98 “I’ve never understood what audience these are for, really.”

Here is a clue:

“WINNING!” “TIGER BLOOD!”

:-)

103. JP Saylor - April 16, 2011

@9

Porn and Star Trek mix. Trust me.

;-D

104. demode - April 16, 2011

The Enterprise and costumes have to look slighty different to quailfy as a “parody”. They couldn’t use designs that were 100% accurate because this isn’t a fan film – it’s a money making venture.

105. CarlG - April 17, 2011

@100: Ugh, there’s one idiot who needs a good verbal smackdown from Papa Bartlett, er Sheen….

106. Charles Root - April 18, 2011

“Shipper” Fan Fic at it’s best

107. Cygnus-X1 - April 20, 2011

Would it be exceedingly trite to refer to the parody as a labor of love?

In any case, it’s good to see high-quality work — you know, people putting their backs into the effort.

And it’s a sign of respect for TNG. This parody might have the best production value of any adult film made to date.

108. Tazz602 - May 13, 2011

Looks better than Nemesis – at least with a better plot.

109. deadhead8038 - October 20, 2011

Where can i watch this film for free? Any suggestions Please respond with serious answers only

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