Watch: Patrick Stewart Scalping Olympic Tickets With Simon Pegg In Funnny or Die Video

The only Star Trek TV captain not appearing at this week’s Star Trek con in Las Vegas is Patrick Stewart. And now we know why. It appears that Mr. Stewart is too busy in London making big money as an Olympics tickets scalper (or touter as they say across the pond). Watch the new Funny or Die video with Sir Patrick below, which also feature’s Star Trek’s Simon Pegg.

 

Patrick Stewart as the Godfather of Olympic Ticket Scalping

Sir Patrick Stewart, gold medalist Ryan Lochte, Simon Pegg and Maisie Williams (Game of Thrones) in a tale of the ancient art of ticket scalping.

 

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LOL wayy too funny. Sir Stewart has still got it going.

Now THAT was funny as hell!

LOVE IT! HILARIOUS! Even though I had trouble understanding some of Sir Patrick’s heavy accent.

REALLY funny..

Utterly ridiculous! WONDERFUL!

Well, that was lovely…

lol little game of thrones girl

There’s really only one thing to say about this video…

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that’s called a “murdering them”

“You were f*cking marvellous in Star Wars!” :D great^^ this was really funny! xD

It has taken me several minutes to regain my composure in order to post – THAT WAS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON FUNNY OR DIE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

love it!

Clever stuff. We all knew Patrick Stewart could do comedy. Go see the recent movie Ted by Trekker Seth McFarlane. He does a riotious narration. And remember when he played himself of the mini-series “Extras?.” TrekMovie posted a clip for you. Link. It’s the fifth video in the TrekMovie story.

http://trekmovie.com/2008/07/13/on-his-birthday-patrick-stewart-talks-trek-aging-and-more/

Okay, that was funny!

Gawd, funny stuff. Pegg does understated really well, I might add….

lol….Star Wars

Well done.

Brilliant!

As a Brit, I thought it was not that funny. And Pegg has had a hair transplant

good acting from the ‘Dark Knight’!

Patrick Stewart!!!! AWESOME!!!!:-D

That was frakking awesome!….ha ha Star Wars! sweet!

I don’t want Sir Patrick to stop being this character. He should show up everywhere like that. He always looked on the verge of exposing himself.

Then again, Picard and Arya and Shaun, holy crap I don’t ever need to see anything else again.

@18 What does it matter if Pegg had a hair transplant? I detect some bitterness in that remark.

Ok. Funny.

He was good on “Extras”. “And then I saw all the girls naked”.

rose by any other name

So that’s what “flip the birdie” means…LOL

Good fun stuff. Patrick Stewart ain’t a “Sir” for nothing.

Dee - lvs moon' surface

I loved it……….Sir Patrick…. Maisie is great, too…. OK and also Simon…;-) :-)

Dee - lvs moon' surface

#25. rose by any other name………….. Where’s Keachick?…………….. maybe waiting for Trek Sequel???…….LOL

Perfect. Love Maisie in GOT.

Funny! Patrick Stewart has got some good comedic chops! And Simon Pegg wasn’t bad either. But the show belonged to Sir Patrick. :-)

Lmfao! Priceless!!!

It makes London seem like one neighborhood, where you could run into Simon and Sir Patrick together. What fun.

Sir Patrick always had great comedic timing. Who could forget him in Robin Hood: Men in Tights? It’s good to be the king… Or captain!

Patrick Stewart you are the man

Meh

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Meh is, of course, an acronym for Mighty Entertaining Hilarity!

We say touter over here!?! Ok,never heard it before but…..ok. LOL! Great to have’em both in a vid though.

J-R!

That was BRILLIANT!

That was H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S !!!!

“Loved you in Star Wars.”

Actually we call them “Ticket touts” not “Ticket touters”

Just saying…

Stewart is the best.

“Yankee pankee” genius!

awesome

My dreams are shattered! Sir Patrick dropping an F-bomb?? I’m appalled…

We call’em that? Guess I’m so used to just saying scalpers that ticket touts just hasn’t crossed my vocabulary yet,LOL!

At least it was a fun vid! lol!

J-R!

Could have been funnier. I thought it was too self-aware. Nice to see some of these people having a bit of fun, though!

That was hilarious! Usually I’m not a fan of four-letter words, but to have the F-bomb come out of the mouth of Sejanus/Jean-Luc Picard/John Lear/Prof. Charles Xavier/Claudius/MacBeth’s mouth was priceless!

So did Pegg win his race?

rose by any other name

I have not seen Simon’s name appear anywhere on the Olympic medal tally, so what do you think?…LOL Perhaps we should find out first whether Simon Pegg can swim or not. Calling Simon Pegg! Certain vital questions require answers…:)

Dee – Keachick got laid and has now laid. Wee kea chick hatchlings expected shortly…

At the risk of sounding like… well, me, these birdies should be adept at flying so that keachick and her young minions can keep track of all things Trek come 2013, especially when it comes to all to do with THE captain. Oh to be a PINE/Kirk. Only one Keachick – rose pinenut/rose by any other name though. They all report back to me. No sockpuppets here!

God, when I look at what I have just typed, it could seem a little creepy…what to do?

(I watch that actor play FDR in This Means War and I find myself even surprised to see how gorgeous he looks. Dammit, Chris Pine, you appear such a honey…what can I say?)

That was awesome, freaking awesome.

Dee - lvs moon' surface

#48. rose by any other name ………..

Well, I guess I did not understand anything … LOL … but seems you, like all “pinenuts” on the planet is lost in that DVD or Blu-Ray of TMW …. AWW FDR

………………and it seems Jack Ryan’s wife is KEIRA…………………………….

they heard me!……. ++LOL

………………………………………………….. waiting for Trek 2013!!!!

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