Giveaway: Win Star Trek Klingon Monopoly!

Maybe there is hope for these hue-mons yet. Official rules Edit Number Rule Source 1 Once you have their money, you never give it back. DS9: “The Nagus”, “Heart of Stone” 3 Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to. DS9: “The Maquis, Part II” 6 Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.[1] DS9: “The Nagus”; ENT: “Acquisition” 7 Keep your ears open and your eyes on the mark. DS9: “In the Hands of the Prophets” 9 Opportunity plus instinct equals profit. DS9: “The Storyteller” 10 Greed is eternal. DS9: “Prophet Motive”; VOY: “False Profits” 16 A deal is a deal.[2] DS9: “Melora” 17 A contract is a contract is a contract… but only between Ferengi.[3] DS9: “Body Parts” 18 A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all. DS9: “Heart of Stone”, “Ferengi Love Songs” 21 Never place friendship above profit. DS9: “Rules of Acquisition” 22 A wise man can hear profit in the wind. DS9: “Rules of Acquisition”; VOY: “False Profits” 23 Nothing is more important than your health… except for your money. ENT: “Acquisition” 31 Never make fun of a Ferengi’s mother.[4] DS9: “The Siege” 33 It never hurts to suck up to the boss.[5] DS9: “Rules of Acquisition”, “The Dogs of War” 34 War is good for business.[6] DS9: “Destiny”, “The Siege of AR-558” 35 Peace is good for business.[7] TNG: “The Perfect Mate”; DS9: “Destiny” 45 Expand or die.[8] ENT: “Acquisition”; VOY: “False Profits” 47 Don’t trust a man wearing a better suit than your own. DS9: “Rivals” 48 The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife. DS9: “Rules of Acquisition” 57 Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them. DS9: “Armageddon Game” 59 Free advice is seldom cheap. DS9: “Rules of Acquisition” 62 Profit is its own reward. The riskier the road, the greater the profit. DS9: “Rules of Acquisition”, “Little Green Men”, “Business as Usual”, “Starship Down” 74 Knowledge equals profit. VOY: “Inside Man” 75 Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum. DS9: “Civil Defense” 76 Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies. DS9: “The Homecoming” 94 Females and finances don’t mix. DS9: “Ferengi Love Songs”, “Profit and Lace” 95 Expand or die.[8] VOY: “False Profits”; ENT: “Acquisition” 98 Every man has his price. DS9: “In the Pale Moonlight” 102 Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever. DS9: “The Jem’Hadar” 103 Sleep can interfere with…[9] DS9: “Rules of Acquisition” 109 Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack. DS9: “Rivals” 111 Treat people in your debt like family… exploit them. DS9: “Past Tense, Part I”, “The Darkness and the Light” 112 Never have sex with the boss’s sister. DS9: “Playing God” 125 You can’t make a deal if you’re dead. DS9: “The Siege of AR-558” 139 Wives serve, brothers inherit. DS9: “Necessary Evil” 168 Whisper your way to success. DS9: “Treachery, Faith and the Great River” 190 Hear all, trust nothing. DS9: “Call to Arms” 194 It’s always good to know about new customers before they walk in your door.[10] DS9: “Whispers” 203 New customers are like razor-toothed gree-worms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back. DS9: “Little Green Men” 208 Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer. DS9: “Ferengi Love Songs” 211 Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don’t hesitate to step on them. DS9: “Bar Association” 214 Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach. DS9: “The Maquis, Part I” 217 You can’t free a fish from water. DS9: “Past Tense, Part I” 223 (incomplete, but presumably concerned the relationship between “keeping busy” and “being successful”) DS9: “Profit and Loss” 229 Latinum lasts longer than lust. DS9: “Ferengi Love Songs” 239 Never be afraid to mislabel a product.[11] DS9: “Body Parts” 263 Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum. DS9: “Bar Association” 285 No good deed ever goes unpunished. DS9: “The Collaborator”, “The Sound of Her Voice” Unknown A man is only worth the sum of his possessions.[12] ENT: “Acquisition” Unofficial rules Edit The following sayings were either not given a number, not explicitly stated to be a Rule, or were not part of the generally-accepted canon by the Ferengi Commerce Authority. Number Rule Source 286 When Morn leaves, it’s all over.[13] DS9: “The House of Quark” 299 After you’ve exploited someone, it never hurts to thank them. That way, it’s easier to exploit them next time.[14] VOY: “False Profits” – Exploitation begins at home.[15] VOY: “False Profits” (The unwritten rule) When no appropriate rule applies, make one up.[16] VOY: “False Profits” – When the messenger comes to appropriate your profits… kill the messenger.[17] VOY: “False Profits” – Time, like latinum, is a highly limited commodity.[18] DS9: “Bar… Read more »