Photo of the Day: Sausage Enterprise

Have you ever thought to yourself "How can I combine my love for Star Trek and my love for sausages?" Well if you have, we have the Meat-erprise just for you. Check out the photos and links to a how-to guide below.

 

Is that meat canon?

An image of a USS Enterprise made out of meat has been going viral around the interwebs in the last couple days.

The original source for the pics is the german website spackonauten.org and a post from 2008 with a "making of" guide on how to make a "Raumschiff Enterprise" out of sausage.  Here is what you need take your sausages to the final frontier. Go to spackonauten.org for the full guide (in German) and more pics.

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OMG!!!

Silvereyes

Sloooooooow news day… I’m ashamed to even be commenting.

DS9 IN PRIME TIME

WTF is this?

Captain irving

It’s boldly going where no sausage has go before. As in the form of takei. “oh my.”

Kweeg

Delicious

I’m liking the Global kitchen knife. Ironic, though, a German using a Japanese knife. I use a German Zwilling Hinckels knives myself.

Well, what else was I meant to comment about?

I suppose they’re going to tell us that this is 750 meters long.

Seperate the Sausage Section!

Imrahil

There’s no way that’s 700 meters long.

Anon Mouse

Now the term “Sausage Fest” can carry new meaning.

Buzz Cagney

To boldy go where no pig-based product has gone before.
meh, sorry, my heart wasn’t really in that. I know, it shows!

Buzz Cagney

sorry No4, just read the posts properly. That was horribly like your offering. ! Shame on us both! lol

Captain Hackett

Mmmmmmmm! I want some!

Lt. Bailey

I commend the thinking of our German cousins to come up with a great idea for party food when we throw our next Star Trek themed party. I am sure it goes good with mustard and rolls.

What a great idea and simple to make, Ich danke Ihnen sehr!!!

SirMartman

Is that a sausage in your ship or,,,,,are you just happy to see me ??

Capt Mike of the Terran Empire

This Enterprise is NOT!!!! Cannon. So I think it should be Eaten. Lol. Do they have one from the Alternate Universe with the Terran Empires I.S.S. Enterprise.

Captain Dunsel

Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combiin[CHOMP!!!]

Mr Phil

I’ve got issues with the nacelles.

NX01

LOL,

It is so silly but, it made my day. How can you look at this and not smile.
Very funny #8
Separate the Sausage Section in deed.

CmdrR

15 — try this one:

Is that a sausage in your parsec, or are you just happy to see me?

Robert Bernardo

Lieutenant, what is that substance covering the hull?!?! It appears to be mustard. ;)

Todd F

The saucer section is way too small THIS IS A DISASTER

Dr. Image

But those nacelle caps are DEAD ON!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!

Scooter

To make it better, let me cook it in my smoker for about 2 hours at 250 degrees. Serve with spicey brown mustard. Kingons may be trapped on Uranus though. Sorry. Couldn’t resist.

Captain Dunsel

Just add a “Lil Smokey” as a shuttlecraft!

JIM

Is that the Enterprise-C?

NCC-73515

I prefer the pizza version from the Star Trekkin music video ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE
1:38 and 2:53

Anthony Thompson

It may not be canon, but is it kosher?

ryanhuyton

#8

The Meat Enterprise is attacked by Klingons and has to seperate the sausage section. The engineering section explodes and sends the sausage hurtling towards Uranus with Chekov yelling “Oh, shit!” while Sulu yells “Oh, my!”.

AJ

Where’s the beer? Yum!

Trekkie

here’s one:

The Borg attack:

Prepare to be eaten. We will add your meat by-product and sausage distinctiveness to our own. Your hot dogs will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

corny I know, but I couldn’t resist

CarlG

That cannot be kosher. Nimoy’s gonna be pissed…

...OH, MYYYYY...

#32–as will the Shat, since Shatner too is Jewish…

CaptainDonovin

My lab would love to get her teeth into those ample nacelles.

ryanhuyton

#32 &33

….don’t forget about J.J Abrams(although he does like large nacelles)

ZudoBug

set appetite to maximum! lol!
that looks Yummy!

BillShatner

Now all we need is pics of Zoe Saldana eating it.

CmdrR

Spock: The Klingons are closing, Captain.

Kirk: Time for our secret plan.

Spock: Engaging the stolen Romulan cloaking device.

Kirk: Good, Spock. If the Klingons want to play ‘hide the salami,’ that’s just what we’ll do!

Cap'n Calhoun

If you’re using Cotto Salami, wouldn’t it make more sense to make Babylon 5?

AdamTrek

Piiiiiig products in Spaaaaaaaace!

=A=

Ensignjack

Amen to that, Mr. Shatner

Jim Nightshade

Sausage: The Final Franktier!

South African Dude

We need production to start on the sequel or for Ron Moore and others to get off there asses and start working towards a new TV series, Here’s one, NCC-1701-F a long range exploratory mission (5 years rings a bell) outside our Galaxy – think of it.

Anothing, I common people, Fans are making enterprise models out of sausages. Geezz.

South African Dude.

Scans indicate dangerous levels of nitrites, nitrates and sodium, captain.

William Shitner

What a apathetic article, thanks for wasting my time !!!

rogue_alice

I must say that, while certainly tasty looking, the nacelles are NOT appropriately scaled. And the sausage…er saucer section has too few decks.

There, I said it. I just had to get that off my chest. Generally I am a laid back guy but I could not let this pass.

Alf, in pog form

Captain Cook will once again save your bacon.

Dave in RI

“…you’re right, let me rephrase that.
I didn’t mean to say that the Enterprise looks like its made of sausages, I meant to say the Enterprise IS made of sausages!”

–Klingon to Scotty

“The Trouble with Sausages”

…I want.

CAPT KRUNCH

What’s next: Kirk screaming: CORRRRRNNNN! CORRRRNNNNNN!!!
freakin awesome!!…
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