Earlier this year TrekMovie reported that Star Trek: The Next Generation was getting a porn parody. Adult film maker Revolution X has now released a trailer for "Star Trek: The Next Generation: A XXX Parody" and it is actually safe for work. Watch it below, plus more details and images (also SFW).
Star Trek: The Next Generation – A XXX Parody .
Digital Sin’s The Star Trek: The Next Generation – A XXX TNG Parody DVD due in May will come with two disks, one regular version and one "party version". The "party" disk allows you to view the film without any of the adult content, with nothing in it above a PG-13 level. This means that Trek fans can watch the film just for the story, and in this case it is a story about the return of Tasha Yar. It even deals with the sci-fi/Star Trek concept of multiple universes.
Here is the official plot description:
While en route to Starbase 112, the Enterprise detects strange electromagnetic readings emanating from a barren M-Class planet. Upon further investigation, it is discovered that the source of energy is in fact a box containing Tasha Yar (India Summer), the long dead former Chief of Security of the ship, in cryosleep. Is she the real Tasha Yar? Is she a clone? Or is she something completely different?
Here is the new trailer
And yes, that is famed Jean Luc Picard impersonator Giles Aston who is playing Picard. However, Aston does not actually partake in any of the erotic portions of the film, he plays it straight as Picard. Here is an io9 set interview with Aston talking about why he joined the project.
According to Revolution X, they put a lot of effort into their TNG parody to ensure it worked as a Star Trek project. From their official release:
To cast “Star Trek: The Next Generation: A XXX Parody”, Revolution X placed equal weight on performers bearing a striking resemblance to the original actors, as well as performers with a rich knowledge of the “Star Trek” brand. The pitch-perfect cast includes: April O’Neil (Counselor Troi), Rocco Reed (Cmdr. Riker), Dana DeArmond (Ensign Ro), Kimberly Kane (Lt. Crusher), India Summer (Tasha Yar), Tyler Knight (Geordi ), Bobbi Starr (Dr. Leah Brahms), Xander Corvus (Lt. Cmdr. Data), Lee Bang (Lt. Worf) and Tim Cannon (security officer). In addition, a mainstream Patrick Stewart double named Giles was cast to play Captain Picard.
Many cast members were required to show up hours before the start of filming due to the intricate makeup needed to capture each character perfectly. The prosthetics used to transform Lee Bang into Lt. Worf took over three hours to apply each day. As a result of sex scenes as the android Data, Xander Corvus’ makeup covered his entire body.
Revolution X took the same care with its sets as it did casting, story, wardrobe and makeup. The Bridge was recreated as a full, 360-degree set taking up nearly the entire studio. Intricate models of the Starfleet were constructed for the movie. The Enterprise is modified slightly from the iconic ship known around the world due to copyright issues, but will still be recognizable to fans. After thorough research, Director Sam Hain and Director of Photography Eddie Powell shot the space sequences with the models in front of a green screen. The process precisely replicated the methods from the shows.
Here are some images
Star Trek: The Next Generation- A XXX Parody will be available on DVD May 5th.
Should keep me going for a few nights ;)
Doesn’t look any worse than some of the fan films out there. Though I regocnize neither porn nor parody in the trailer.
They even have Sela and Brahms, I’m impressed! Hoping for some Borg as well… ;D
the trailer looks good fans film shame its a porn
Finally! Star Trek film in which the Enterprise gets to fight with a Romulan Warbird. I’ve been waiting for that one for like 20 years.
#2, really? you are hoping for some borg? come on.
…I’m honestly shocked that this has a decent sounding plot, not great, but far far better than one would expect from a XXX parody. I mean, I would just have expected a normal porn with costumes and sets, not actual plot at all.
Also, at first glance you can mistake the Picard on the dvd cover for Patrick Stewart, which is a little unsettling.
Actually looks well done. I’d check it out with or without it being porn.
A strict warning to parents. If you have any kids who are fans of “Star Trek”, do not let them watch this, but at least be happy this is not part of the “Star Trek” canon. I know I am happy that it’s not canon because porn (which I do not watch, ever) and “Star Trek” do not mix.
So wait. Wait, wait, wait. If James Cawley sells Star Trek New Voyages, Paramount slams him down, sues his pants off, and bye-bye Phase II. But if Mr. Cawley adds *porn* to his show, he can call it a “porn parody,” and then make as much money as he wants, expand his budget, and make Phase II even better? Because Phase II — and, for that matter, a *lot* of the fan films I’ve seen — are better acted, better produced, and better written than that trailer I just saw. (And if it weren’t a porno, I’d watch this movie!)
That is some *seriously* perverse incentives we’ve set up. Are any lawyers available to comment, or should I head over to my fan audio drama and start writing a pornographic scene into the next episode?
Beat the series to Blu-ray.
By God, that doesn’t look like the worst thing ever. Doesn’t it make you wish they’d release some made-for-DVD original universe ST: TNG specials? Not… XXX versions, though.
About the film above:
Do you suppose all the haters will critique the “nacelles?”
Oh jeez, not this topic again…..
I agree this actually looks good
haha yeah this does look good. I’d watch it!
I saw the TOS parody of Space Seed… its impressive that they can get the sets to look like they are supposed to. The uniforms are close enough and Khans’ outfits looked very good. Production is very high in these or so it seems to me.
But that does make a very good question, why can’t we have some other direct to DVD Star Trek movies??? (besides porn ones, within reason)
I can’t wait to see what Harry writes!
They should just ditch the porn and make real fan films!
How long before the “ample nacelles” thread starts.
in before uptight conservative trekkies tell us about how star trek is god’s vision and this is morally wrong
Ha! That wasn’t sexy at all! It actually looks (save for the acting) like something I’d watch seriously. It’s just that you’d think they’d inject some sexuality into the preview, if only to get your heart racing in that way. I guess they’re so desperate to be taken seriously as filmmakers, they were reluctant to do that. That, or I’m just not in-tune with porn parody preview genre.
@ #6, those nacelles do look kind of “big” for a Galaxy class ship…. ;)
Sorry to double post, but how soon will it be till Paramount tries to sue them?
And it would be nice to have some Direct to DVD episodes, how could that hurt the movies since you have to buy it to watch it?
Ok. Can’t wait to see what Harry Ballz has to say about this. Some of the actors in this looks pretty close to the prignal. Picard and Ro look dead on. I just might get this. To see if they stick with Canon. lol.
#10 – Not in before the stereotyping.
As a conservative Trekker I find this parody…fascinating.
Patrick Stewart will buy the first copy.
They should also do one based on Smallville and they can get Ericka Durance to play in that as well.
This may be the first porn movie I didn’t get for the porn.
haha i cant wait to see this
Correction on article: It is NOT coming to Blu-ray (box says “shot in HD” but the only HD versions will be possible future VOD in HD)
RE: lawsuit from Paramount
Apparently this is all covered by the parody laws. Both Hustler and DIgital Sin have been doing ‘porn parodies’ of all sorts of stuff, including the Star Trek Hustler porn from 2009.
And Data gets a window! About time.
Anthony – how come you can type “pron” with the correct spelling and not immediately have your post deleted before it even reaches the posting site and the rest of us can’t? I have misspelled that word for obvious reasons.
Very intriguing.
Judging from the trailer, it seems more like a straight fan film (well, apart from the sex) rather than a parody.
In any case, the sets ect. apparently were made – (Caution, awful pun ahead!) – with love.
Sorry. Just can’t see this as a positive thing.
I am pretty sure there are some gay scenes in the movie. Almost all of the guys (except the Capt) sounds that way …
Makes you wonder why we can’t use the P-word, yet the site promotes the very thing we can’t type out.
Illogical.
=A=
Makes me think of the hilarious Extras episode with Patrick Stewart, only interested in movies if there are naked women in them….
I am tempted just to get this for the plot.. naked women is a plus, but curious of the plot!
What do Captain Picard say to a female ensign who wants to make love to him?
ENGAGED! ;)
Wow.. I actually enjoyed that..
I guess we will finally see Data’s jewel. ;)
haha love the sunglasses.
I wonder what…Gene Roddenberry’s thoughts would be on this? Ha!
Maybe this film will correct the popular misconception that Data’s emotion chip is in his positronic brain… Noonien Singh wanted to make him like other men, and as we all know, male emotions are tied to their penises. ;-)
#31.
Well… is what happens… when you have a HUGE SUCCESS… you’re parodied, right? … hmmm … like that!
I think Mr. Gene Roddenberry would face it with a sense of humor… I guess …
:-) :-)
Hey the plot to the spoof is better than Star Trek 2009. Bob Orci, I keeed. I keeed.
But thinking about the next Star Trek film, are we going to see a hot Spock-Uhura scene? Spock could use the secret Vulcan nerve pinch techniques. I keeeed. I keeeed. I know the joke is Kirk had sex with every female in the galaxy, but seriously are we going to see him get busy with them? How about Kirk with a female vampire alien to get the teenage “Twilight: crowd? Just remember Bad Robot, no old people sex. For that matter, no people over thirty. I keeeed. I keered.
I am going to do a parody of buying this trash. I am going to pre-order it online and put in the wrong credit card number….ha ha ha ha…they will think I am a paying customer when I won’t be on…a parody of a paying customer….ha ha ha!
You know its crap when it says “shot in HD” but it is only available in standard DVD resolution…I guess that would be a parody of high-definition viewing…ha ha ha!
Seriously though, in the PG-13 version with the story only, it sounds like they want for a typical Trek story? If that is the case then can they really classify it as a parody? If not, then these sleazebags may have just made the biggest legal mistake of their lives, because Paramount may be able to sue them since the parody label would not apply.
Alright, MJ, we get it. You don’t like the article. Just move on. And you must be Captain Neill’s long lost twin brother, with the flaming and repetitive postings!
OK, message received RDR. :-)
PS: You must admit though, Paramount might have a case here if the PG-13 is straight Trek….it would not be protected by the Parody argument.