Watch: Patrick Stewart Scalping Olympic Tickets With Simon Pegg In Funnny or Die Video

The only Star Trek TV captain not appearing at this week’s Star Trek con in Las Vegas is Patrick Stewart. And now we know why. It appears that Mr. Stewart is too busy in London making big money as an Olympics tickets scalper (or touter as they say across the pond). Watch the new Funny or Die video with Sir Patrick below, which also feature’s Star Trek’s Simon Pegg.

 

Patrick Stewart as the Godfather of Olympic Ticket Scalping

Sir Patrick Stewart, gold medalist Ryan Lochte, Simon Pegg and Maisie Williams (Game of Thrones) in a tale of the ancient art of ticket scalping.

 

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Tanner Waterbury

LOL wayy too funny. Sir Stewart has still got it going.

Harry Ballz

Now THAT was funny as hell!

I'm Dead Jim!

LOVE IT! HILARIOUS! Even though I had trouble understanding some of Sir Patrick’s heavy accent.

AJ

REALLY funny..

FSJ Music Man

Utterly ridiculous! WONDERFUL!

J.A.G.T.

Well, that was lovely…

Frank

lol little game of thrones girl

LLAP

There’s really only one thing to say about this video…

http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2011/01/so-much-win.jpg

zperk

that’s called a “murdering them”

joe1306

“You were f*cking marvellous in Star Wars!” :D great^^ this was really funny! xD

Daniel Shock

It has taken me several minutes to regain my composure in order to post – THAT WAS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON FUNNY OR DIE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

love it!

Clever stuff. We all knew Patrick Stewart could do comedy. Go see the recent movie Ted by Trekker Seth McFarlane. He does a riotious narration. And remember when he played himself of the mini-series “Extras?.” TrekMovie posted a clip for you. Link. It’s the fifth video in the TrekMovie story.

https://trekmovie.com/2008/07/13/on-his-birthday-patrick-stewart-talks-trek-aging-and-more/

Nick Cook

Okay, that was funny!

Phil

Gawd, funny stuff. Pegg does understated really well, I might add….

ados

lol….Star Wars

MDSHiPMN

Well done.

Peter N

Brilliant!

Al

As a Brit, I thought it was not that funny. And Pegg has had a hair transplant

alec

good acting from the ‘Dark Knight’!

JohnRambo

Patrick Stewart!!!! AWESOME!!!!:-D

CAPT KRUNCH

That was frakking awesome!….ha ha Star Wars! sweet!

Rainbucket

I don’t want Sir Patrick to stop being this character. He should show up everywhere like that. He always looked on the verge of exposing himself.

Then again, Picard and Arya and Shaun, holy crap I don’t ever need to see anything else again.

Steve Johnson

@18 What does it matter if Pegg had a hair transplant? I detect some bitterness in that remark.

Ok. Funny.

He was good on “Extras”. “And then I saw all the girls naked”.

rose by any other name

So that’s what “flip the birdie” means…LOL

Good fun stuff. Patrick Stewart ain’t a “Sir” for nothing.

Dee - lvs moon' surface

I loved it……….Sir Patrick…. Maisie is great, too…. OK and also Simon…;-) :-)

Dee - lvs moon' surface

#25. rose by any other name………….. Where’s Keachick?…………….. maybe waiting for Trek Sequel???…….LOL

Punkspocker

Perfect. Love Maisie in GOT.

Red Dead Ryan

Funny! Patrick Stewart has got some good comedic chops! And Simon Pegg wasn’t bad either. But the show belonged to Sir Patrick. :-)

Commodore Adams

Lmfao! Priceless!!!

CmdrR

It makes London seem like one neighborhood, where you could run into Simon and Sir Patrick together. What fun.

RAO

Sir Patrick always had great comedic timing. Who could forget him in Robin Hood: Men in Tights? It’s good to be the king… Or captain!

Newman

Patrick Stewart you are the man

Brady

Meh

Harry Ballz

34.

Meh is, of course, an acronym for Mighty Entertaining Hilarity!

JRT!

We say touter over here!?! Ok,never heard it before but…..ok. LOL! Great to have’em both in a vid though.

J-R!

That was BRILLIANT!

That was H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S !!!!

“Loved you in Star Wars.”

Actually we call them “Ticket touts” not “Ticket touters”

Just saying…

Devlin

Stewart is the best.

Mr Lirpa

“Yankee pankee” genius!

rm10019

awesome

T'Cal

My dreams are shattered! Sir Patrick dropping an F-bomb?? I’m appalled…

JRT!

We call’em that? Guess I’m so used to just saying scalpers that ticket touts just hasn’t crossed my vocabulary yet,LOL!

At least it was a fun vid! lol!

J-R!

LazarusNine

Could have been funnier. I thought it was too self-aware. Nice to see some of these people having a bit of fun, though!

Pat Payne

That was hilarious! Usually I’m not a fan of four-letter words, but to have the F-bomb come out of the mouth of Sejanus/Jean-Luc Picard/John Lear/Prof. Charles Xavier/Claudius/MacBeth’s mouth was priceless!

NuFan

So did Pegg win his race?

rose by any other name

I have not seen Simon’s name appear anywhere on the Olympic medal tally, so what do you think?…LOL Perhaps we should find out first whether Simon Pegg can swim or not. Calling Simon Pegg! Certain vital questions require answers…:)

Dee – Keachick got laid and has now laid. Wee kea chick hatchlings expected shortly…

At the risk of sounding like… well, me, these birdies should be adept at flying so that keachick and her young minions can keep track of all things Trek come 2013, especially when it comes to all to do with THE captain. Oh to be a PINE/Kirk. Only one Keachick – rose pinenut/rose by any other name though. They all report back to me. No sockpuppets here!

God, when I look at what I have just typed, it could seem a little creepy…what to do?

(I watch that actor play FDR in This Means War and I find myself even surprised to see how gorgeous he looks. Dammit, Chris Pine, you appear such a honey…what can I say?)

CaptainDonovin

That was awesome, freaking awesome.

Dee - lvs moon' surface

#48. rose by any other name ………..

Well, I guess I did not understand anything … LOL … but seems you, like all “pinenuts” on the planet is lost in that DVD or Blu-Ray of TMW …. AWW FDR

………………and it seems Jack Ryan’s wife is KEIRA…………………………….

they heard me!……. ++LOL

………………………………………………….. waiting for Trek 2013!!!!