WATCH: Patrick Stewart Plays a TNG Version of ‘F—, Marry, Kill’

Thomas Middleditch, star of HBO’s Silicon Valley, challenged Sir Patrick Stewart to a game of “F—, Marry, Kill” using characters from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

On the latest edition of Variety’s Actors on Actors, which features one-on-ones between this year’s Emmy contenders, Thomas Middleditch asked Patrick Stewart some personal questions about the characters of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

“Who would you want to have sexual intercourse with, who would you want to marry, and then who would you want to kill out of the following three: Will Riker, Deanna Troi and Data?” Middleditch asked Stewart.

Sir Patrick did an admirable job of his first ever game of “F—, Marry, Kill”.

“The kill would have to be Riker because he’s big and scary and very dominating,” says Stewart. “For a wife I would choose Deanna, but just as a kind of one-night stand… I would choose Data because, well think about it.”

“There was an episode where he had to present his sexual equipment for discussion. Brent Spiner (who played the character of Data), who is a wonderful actor and a very funny man, used to say, ‘he’s fully functional, in fact he has three speeds.’”

Season Four of Actors on Actors will air on PBS this June.

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Is TMI still a thing, because if it’s a thing then it’s that thing he just said.

The notion of Data as an interactive vibrator is just annoying, and a bit creepy. Are his eyes recording this? Definitely TMI.
I guess we’re about to find out just how well the new moderation works.

LOL its awesome! Data having multiple speeds, who wouldnt want that? Sad he only had one girlfriend.

I loved what Brent Spiner said about Data’s sexual function as in having three speeds…LOL!

What kind of game is this? Not a very dignified one.

Patrick Stewart is really starting to go off the deep end anymore.

Oh dear god, too good! And how awesome to hear a behind the scenes TNG story even all these years later…. three speeds!!

Okay,that made me laugh!