Star Trek: The Next Generation Getting A Porn Parody

Star Trek The Next Generation may be over 20 years old, but apparently it is still relevant enough for it to garner a brand new parody film, but a rather unusual one. Adult film makers Revolution X and Digital sin have announced they will soon start production on "Star Trek: The Next Generation: A XXX Parody". Details below.

 

TNG Gets Porn Parody

Star Trek: The Next Generation is getting a porno parody. From the official release.

On the heels of their award-winning release of the original "The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody," Revolution X and Digital Sin have gained a following for creating high-end, sci-fi adult movies. For the parody of “Star Trek: The Next Generation," director Sam Hain secured an impressive cast, including several self-proclaimed Trekkie porn stars.

A Captain Picard look-alike who is a mainstream actor will lead the cast on their voyage through space when the movie begins filming later this month.

Hain said, “As a fan of the ‘X-Files,’ my admiration for the show led to a demand for perfection. … I’m an even bigger fan of ‘Star Trek.’ Directing this project is a dream come true. We’re going to take adult film to a new realm of possibilities.”

Scott Taylor, president of Revolution X and Digital Sin, remarked, “Sam continues to prove he is one of the best in the industry at handling large budgets and brilliant FX visual effects. ‘The Next Generation’ will be one of our biggest movies ever, and I know Sam will create something equally embraced by consumers and critics.” 

Porn parodies of Star Trek are nothing new. In the 1990s there were quite a few, including films in the "Sex Trek" series (more info at Memory Alpha). It appears that the renewal of interest in Star Trek that started with the 2009 Star Trek movie has had an unintended consequence, spawning brand new porn parodies. In 2009 Hustler released a porn parody of the original Star Trek series titled "This Ain’t Star Trek XXX", which apparently sold well enough that in 2010 they released a sequel . Both of the Hustler parodies included a ‘non-porn’ version of the film, for those who just wanted to watch the parody for the plot and without any adult material. Revolution X tells TrekMovie that their Next Generation parody will also have a porn-free version of the film included on the DVD.

Speaking of sexy TNG, this "Star Trek: The Sexed Generation" mashup edit from AcornFilms on YouTube could provide Revolution X some ideas for their TNG parody.

 

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P-Dizzle
January 5, 2011 2:54 pm

Finally! A legitimate reason to take my pants off watching Star Trek!

SirMartman
January 5, 2011 2:55 pm

rubbish

David P
January 5, 2011 2:56 pm

wow! I don’t think anyone can top that comment

John from Cincinnati
January 5, 2011 3:15 pm

why?

Kevin
January 5, 2011 3:23 pm

It’s actually already been done… although, not very well. I know TNG was done… I almost think TOS as well.

Electron
January 5, 2011 3:24 pm

Sex Trek: The Next Penetration

jas_montreal
January 5, 2011 3:28 pm

Who’s directing this Trek? JJ Abrams ?

The First Son of Krypton
January 5, 2011 3:32 pm

…. Why?

Dr. Cheis
January 5, 2011 3:35 pm

Perhaps now we will get to see what REALLY happened between Data and Tasha in “The Naked Now”?

MJ
January 5, 2011 3:52 pm

We had to wait 3 weeks to get this kind of news story. LOL

MJ
January 5, 2011 3:54 pm

If this Sam Hain guy was a true fan of ST, then he wouldn’t be doing this.

Electron
January 5, 2011 3:59 pm

@7 No, BJ Assman is directing.

Mr. Delicious
January 5, 2011 4:00 pm

disgusting

Dr. Cheis
January 5, 2011 4:00 pm

@11 Don’t worry, I’m sure it won’t be considered cannon unless it gets referenced in the next Star Trek film.

the Kirk-Doctor
January 5, 2011 4:19 pm

someone has to go here so I will

we will finally get to see the real Captain’s log lol

denny cranium
January 5, 2011 4:30 pm

Why is this considered news worthy?
This just gives fodder for the late night talk shows to make fun of Trek Fans (again)

AJ
January 5, 2011 4:35 pm

Finally, with this, Trekmovie CHAT is mainstream. Time to pow-wow with Harry Ballz and the bunch to take it down two notches or so.

No farm animals, please. We just have to up the frequency of pithy orifice jokes, I guess.

Max
January 5, 2011 4:37 pm

Yes! Yes! Yes!!!

January 5, 2011 5:12 pm

OK that’s cool. B)

Probably won’t watch it, but it’s good to know that it still has reach.

(And flexibility?)

StevenPDX
January 5, 2011 5:13 pm

When I saw the headline to this article, I said to myself, “Oh, I’ll be the comments are going to be genuinely funny on this one.” We’re only up to 18 and so far, they’re delivering! @1: Great way to start the chain. That was hilarious!! “Keep up” the good work!

January 5, 2011 5:26 pm

Hmmmm. I wonder which one will sell better, the version with the sex or the version without the sex?

8472
January 5, 2011 5:28 pm

FAIL

January 5, 2011 5:30 pm

I think I will pass on this one

Silicon Avatar
January 5, 2011 5:36 pm

Make it so!

Harry Ballz
January 5, 2011 5:37 pm

17

Ya got that right, AJ!

…..and let’s not even think about entering a Black Hole!

“We are now entering the Bearded Clam Nebula!”

Capes
January 5, 2011 5:55 pm

Well…..that changes everything !

Viking
January 5, 2011 5:58 pm

So, who are they gonna cast for the role of ‘Old Ball-dy’? *NYUK* *NYUK* *NYUK*

*ducks and runs*

TJ Trek
January 5, 2011 6:10 pm

This site is good for posting most anything trek related, and this certainly fits that. I guess it is the perogative of people to grype about this site if they want to, but for crying out loud, let these guys run there site as they please. be greatfull that an insider gets to hear the info he gets to hear. I imagine that once the new movie begins really reving up, that their will be more “major” news so to speak.

MJ
January 5, 2011 6:19 pm

@28. We you certainly seem to be doing your share of griping here as well.

MJ
January 5, 2011 6:23 pm

@16. Agreed, it’s embarrassing. It is common TV producing policy that during a televised sporting event, if some crazy guy runs onto the field, that that camera’s will not show him doing his thing…i.e. will not cover him and present him to a wider audience. By covering this story, this website is unintentionally giving these adult movie clowns additional publicity to sell their embarrassing ripoff of Trek canon.

"Silence will fall!"
January 5, 2011 6:27 pm

What would Gene say?

Richard Dawson's Ruffled Shirt
January 5, 2011 6:41 pm

I wonder if they’ll stay true to character and show us a Geordi who, try as he might, just can’t get laid.

Dr. Cheis
January 5, 2011 6:47 pm

@30. Any other star trek spoof would be valid news for the site. Your gripe seems to be that this spoof features graphic sexual intercourse and won’t be allowed in Blockbuster stores.

January 5, 2011 9:25 pm

@ 25

Ha, ha, ha!. Way to go Harry Ballz. Now everybody get to the Dec. 17 story on Sci-Fi Movies. We’re trying to go where no Trekker has gone before. Currently, the posts are 1114 which is my list of the top ten Star Trek (TOS) women.

keachick
January 5, 2011 9:52 pm

Finally, explosive orgasms to rival all others!

I have not seen any others like this, but I enjoyed this. Loved the innuendo and the spoofing.

Re – Nudity (which this video did NOT show)
# MJ – I saw no nakedness. I assume you are talking about the galant naturists (or just maybe show-offs – one would hope that there was indeed something to show off) wearing nothing at all, tearing across a sports field.

I guess our naturist touch rugby club would receive no air time in the US if they were to tour the States playing the game as they have always done. Oh dear.

Lighten up, people.

Battle-scarred Sciatica
January 5, 2011 10:02 pm

@19

a damn good reach around, I’ll wager!

perhaps Ben Dover will give us his supernova!

…checking the computer data banks while Data wanks….

Khan was Framed!
January 5, 2011 10:02 pm

It’s already been done; in the early 90s there was one called Sex Trek: The Next Penetration.

24thCenturyRockstar
January 5, 2011 10:09 pm

I think #1 has pretty much won the whole thread, if indeed such a thing is possible. XD

#27 is definitely an honorable mention.

“Old Baldy” heh heh heh….

-24thCRS!

MJ
January 5, 2011 10:26 pm

@33 @35. I didn’t say it offends me, I just think it is embarrassing to Trek. You will notice folk that there has never been a Star Wars parody XXX movie…why, because George Lucas protects his property with dozens of well paid lawyers. XXX movies and Star Trek should be mutually exclusive.

MJ
January 5, 2011 10:27 pm

@ And let us not forget the classic XXX movie, “This Ain’t Star Trek,” from Adam and Eve Productions. Embarrassing!!!

Harry Ballz
January 5, 2011 10:36 pm

I assume the ship will be commanded by Captain Dick-Hard?

MJ
January 5, 2011 10:49 pm

@41. And when that Captain says “engage,” he means it!

MJ
January 5, 2011 10:51 pm

@41. No joke, I ran into a guy once whose name was Richard Biter.

Jack2211
January 5, 2011 11:07 pm

Crusher? I don’t even know er?

I’m hoping they bring back dr. Pulaski for this.

January 5, 2011 11:11 pm

The next generation franchise is going tripple X ha love it!

MJ
January 5, 2011 11:20 pm

“I’m hoping they bring back dr. Pulaski for this.”

OK, that is just wrong! LOL

Admiral Archer's Prized Beagle
January 5, 2011 11:48 pm

I’m holding out for Star Trek: Deep Six Nine.

Harry Ballz
January 5, 2011 11:51 pm

Make that Star Trek: Ballz Deep Nine!

Phil
January 5, 2011 11:55 pm

i don’t think my mates will watch this with me….
trip_nx01@hotmail.com

Adam C
January 5, 2011 11:56 pm

USS Enterprise NCC 1869-DD

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